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Old May 18, 2007 | 04:22 PM
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Tonight, I'll start by giving you a nice kiss on the lips,......and then move up to your belly button.
Old May 18, 2007 | 04:30 PM
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I just watch Borat again the other day, I like!
Old May 18, 2007 | 04:30 PM
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You might as well sleep with me because im going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Old May 18, 2007 | 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by tCTaco
Tonight, I'll start by giving you a nice kiss on the lips,......and then move up to your belly button.

ding ding ding!



Old May 18, 2007 | 04:38 PM
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LOL... I knew it was only a matter of time before some girl gave a positive response to that one.
Old May 18, 2007 | 04:38 PM
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Do you have some Italian/Irish/Spanish/French in you? Would you like some?
Old May 18, 2007 | 04:39 PM
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Say baby....I have a BMW......

A Big Mexican Wiener
Old May 18, 2007 | 04:40 PM
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I'm 2 chicks shy of a threesome, wanna join me?
Old May 18, 2007 | 04:40 PM
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I had an iranian/french and uh no
Old May 18, 2007 | 04:41 PM
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Hi, I can part my hair with my tounge, what's your name?
Old May 18, 2007 | 04:46 PM
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Do you raise chickens?... cause you sure did raise my c*ck!
Old May 18, 2007 | 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted by scionofPCFL
Hi, I can part my hair with my tounge, what's your name?
good one!
Old May 18, 2007 | 04:52 PM
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You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
Old May 19, 2007 | 07:01 AM
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You remind me of fast food. I wanna take you out... and eat you in my car.
Old May 19, 2007 | 07:12 AM
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phcuk me if mi wrong but is yuor name ylonoda?!
Old May 19, 2007 | 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by burstaneurysm
You remind me of fast food. I wanna take you out... and eat you in my car.
please do

Old May 20, 2007 | 03:40 AM
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Tell me... does this smell like chloroform?
Old May 20, 2007 | 03:43 AM
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HELP!! I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body! you gotta suck me out?
Old May 20, 2007 | 04:08 AM
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I drive a SCION! i dnt even need to say anything. aww what a cute lil truck can I ride?
Old May 20, 2007 | 10:00 AM
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Innappropriately funny thread.
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