http://www.oxymoronlist.com/

like the title says! pick your favorites out.

 

Randy: awesome dawg. the ads were kind of distracting but you did your thing.

Paula: I loved it you sexy animal. Call me.

Simon: I'm sorry but it was all "pop ups" for me....it was just a karaoke performance. it seemed like you had no real concern for your target audience.

jk....st pat's day