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Old Jan 12, 2007 | 05:28 AM
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see KK.... see what your ninja propaganda has done to the weak of mind... now you have other people believing that crap... ninja were never even regarded as honorable men... and the original ninja were all hunted down and killed like 1900 years ago... so kiss the ring sucka.
Old Jan 12, 2007 | 05:31 AM
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lol.... thats what you think....
have you not watched starwars??? its like a sci-fi Ninja Biography...
all Jedi's are really Ninja's
Old Jan 12, 2007 | 05:32 AM
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Maybe the ninja are only so deadly because they are so stealth...but think...pirates are just as deadly and they are drunk and loud! Therefore if they sobered up and were a little quiter they would actually be more deadly than ninjas!!!
Old Jan 12, 2007 | 05:32 AM
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Originally Posted by DownhillSpec
see KK.... see what your ninja propaganda has done to the weak of mind... now you have other people believing that crap... ninja were never even regarded as honorable men... and the original ninja were all hunted down and killed like 1900 years ago... so kiss the ring sucka.
.... and somehow Pirates are different??

They weren't honorable and They were Definatley hunted down .... they were thieves
Old Jan 12, 2007 | 05:33 AM
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actually i think pirates are more like 'legend of the drunken master' or whatever that title was.... sober they suck and worthless... drunk... they are quite effieciant and deadly
Old Jan 12, 2007 | 05:49 AM
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That Chopper doesn't know whats about to hit 'em.



Anybody walking by is in for a suprise...


I mean look at that.. is there anything cooler.. No .. didnt think so.


Thats my point exactly.. Just ANOTHER DEAD PIRATE.. or soon to be.. Poor fool doesnt even know that Death is at Hand.. Priates have NO CHANCE
Old Jan 12, 2007 | 05:58 AM
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ummm as you have been so polite to point out that while the ninjas are all gone... and i mean ALL gone... there are still thousands of cases of open water piracy every year... so again... the ring... well you know what to do... cause while ninjas may have been cool back in the dizzay... they just didnt have staying power... no snap... no pop. sorry you lose.
Old Jan 12, 2007 | 06:07 AM
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Much more fun to be a pirate! "yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me!"


Do you know what a pirates favorite vegetable is?.....................
















AAAAARRRRRRTTIICCHHOOKKEE!

Old Jan 12, 2007 | 06:14 AM
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moves like a ninja


sits like a ninja


IS an NINJA and can Kill them






This is the only person I can think of that can ALWAYS kill a ninja .. see hes choking Batman to death in the 2nd pic .. self explanitory..



This is just an awesome pic I found.. It also is much more powerful then a Pirate could ever hope to be..
Old Jan 12, 2007 | 06:17 AM
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Originally Posted by DownhillSpec
ummm as you have been so polite to point out that while the ninjas are all gone... and i mean ALL gone... there are still thousands of cases of open water piracy every year... so again... the ring... well you know what to do... cause while ninjas may have been cool back in the dizzay... they just didnt have staying power... no snap... no pop. sorry you lose.
Pirates stay on the water because they are afraid of the Ninja when they come close to land again.. Ninja RAN THE PIRATES off to the seas.. I think it happened in the 1600's
Old Jan 12, 2007 | 06:18 AM
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Gizmo....
Old Jan 12, 2007 | 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted by captainlaziness
Gizmo....
Gizmo makes Gremlins if you remember.. water.. food after 12 pm ect.. therefore much more powerful then Pirates.. Maybe even Ninjas too..
Old Jan 12, 2007 | 06:24 AM
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Gizmo can duplicate with water, then feed the clones after midnight , let them cucoon, then you get these guys.. GREMLINS
Old Jan 12, 2007 | 06:33 AM
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see the real issue that we are encountering here is that i am dealing with hard evidence and you are lost in lala land and have no grip on reallity...
Old Jan 12, 2007 | 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted by kkawana
oh.. and some Ninja Wisdom
Originally Posted by kkawana
* Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.
Hmmm conflict of interest?

BTW... so we have this overall agreement that the ninja would sneak up on the pirate all ninja-like and ninja his butt from behind...

Cept the pirate would have plundered all his weapons and gadgets ahead of time... and they have plenty of empty rum bottles to throw at random places behind them.

I'm so gonna have to settle this on the 20th...
Old Jan 12, 2007 | 08:50 AM
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Ninja [infinate]
Pirates 0

Sorry Cptn Sparrow, Ninja Transpo? Magic, it can dodge cannon *****...and bullets, plus WAY faster than a sailboat. How long does it take to sail from Texas to Cali? A week or two min, if you have a ninja you can make it a couple days tops.
Old Jan 12, 2007 | 11:52 AM
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Holy crap this thread is great!

Erik your logic is "inconceiveable"
Old Jan 12, 2007 | 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by DownhillSpec
see the real issue that we are encountering here is that i am dealing with hard evidence and you are lost in lala land and have no grip on reallity...
Dude.. Im not the one who thinks that a Pirate can contend with a Ninja..
Old Jan 12, 2007 | 03:23 PM
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This is a Land based Pirate Ship.. Im not sure but It it doesn't look very well built, and I HIGHLEY doubt that it would withstand an attack from a Ninja Clan or... A ninja for that matter.


hahahaaha this is the best Pirate Ive ever seen.. hahahah Pirates are weak
Old Jan 12, 2007 | 03:38 PM
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all right, need to actually do my job and move this to off topic now...... lol



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