I think it depends on his mood, the color of the ninjas, how clean the cowboys are, and whether or not the pirates are drunk.

 

Ninjas, without a doubt!

 

if everything is just right, Chuck Norris' dessert is Jean Claude Van Dam a la mode and flambe'

 

I have a plan to become a pirate. My friends and I are going to take over the John S. Paddleford river boat in St. Paul and become pirates, we are looking at doing this in April. When we find a gaggle of Ninjas, I will let you know who wins. God I hope the are fat, out of shape, chain smoking ninjas, or I don't stand a chance.

 

you don't have a chance anyway.

 

Come on man. don't crush my dreams.

 

You don't need a gaggle, just 1... Me, you better watch out, i will be waiting for that day in april..

 

My wife just told me You can't become a pirate. Oh well guess I will just work on modding my xB then.

 

haha, my gf told me i couldnt be a ninja... then i chopped off her head (not really, i just became a ninja against her will)

 

I am going to become a pirate anyway. I want to pillage, my first stop will be hagar city, WI. They are a small town with a nudie bar. I figure they combine my two favorite things, nudie and bar, what can go wrong. They should put a Ninja in Pirates part three, that would solve the whole debate.

 

I believe that there will be Asian Pirates that possibley and Probably know Martial Arts sooo. It might have Ninjas.. or it will be Pirate Ninjas but not Ninja Pirates.

 

yeah, capt jack sparrow looks like a baddass samurai