Dude my college mascot is a pirate and i still think ninjas would win. maybe because our football team sucks.

 

Pirate Wench = HOTT

 

Pirate Wench with scurvy = not hot

 

depends on how bad the scurvy is.lol

 

Pirate wenches put out more /nod

Hmmm you know all those guys in pirate and ninja movies that jump around lots, basically making the pirate/ninja look cool amidst the chaos? Yeah... there's your xA.

Oh, and the guy who gets owned from behind by the ninjas? Or that random guy that gets a musket ball in the face from a pirate? Civic.

 

Well played my friend. Well played.

 

Scurvy is no fun...eat your citrus!

And yea, the civic is gonna get its throat slit by a ninja and then pillaged by a pirate... that's one time that they can get along.

 

Bieng a pirate means wayyyy more fun......

 

You have a valid point.
Booze, cussing, booze, loose women, booze...

But I still think Ninja are cooler.

 

All I am gonna say is all men are Pirates (even if they won't admit it) because we are always after the booty!

 

arrrrgh matey a true believer ye be!!!![/quote]

 

so my gf brought up a good point/question.. and i was stumped for a response...

chuck norris uses many of the same skills a ninja does... so the question is... is chuck norris a ninja? or are ninja's trying to be chuck norris???

 

http://askaninja.com/node/2613

 

haha the funny thing is that My GF said the same thing yours did...

He often looks Rough and Unkept and mabye Drunk too Like a Pirate, Yet, "He Kicks and He Fights with his hands and his Feet" (-Saturday Night Live's Chuck Norris Song) ...sooooo he may be the worlds first or atleast best reconized Pirate Ninja.
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ummm, has everyone forgotten about the Pirate Ninjas or the Ninja Pirates? We all Chuck Norris would beat everyone, but what if he was to busy doing something else. Who would win? The Pirates with the Pirate Ninjas or the Ninjas with the Ninja Pirates? Oh what a headache I have now. . .

 

Ninja Pirates would beat Pirate Ninjas.. because they are NINJAS first and foremost and Pirates 2nd

 

What if that Pirate Ninja was a Ninja that just liked to stealthily download free music?
Same result?

 

dude, so hard to choose between them. both are so badass.
however i think in a brawl, the ninja would win.
and yes, cannot forget about chuck norris. he's a freakin ninja cowboy pirate. whatever that means.

 

That means His diet consists of ninjas, cowboys, and pirates. And usually a side of Steven Segal.

 

i thought he finished meals off with a desert of Jean Claude Van Damn?