I am looking for all the the classic jokes that we all know and love BUT, with a twist

Instead of posting the full joke you just put the punchline!!! Its funnier than you think and if needs be you can pm the author for the full thing

Example: To get to the other side

ok, not too funny but you get the idea.


I will start with

1, Because they can

 

Rectum? It nearly killed him!

 

your two tents

 

Those aren't matzoh *****!

 

Liquor? But I barely know her!

20 bucks, same as in town.

 

thats where parked her coupe

 

"okay, now where's that hooker with the sore tooth?"
"iceberg, steinberg, goldberg, it's all the same."
"you're thor? i'm tho thor i can barely walk!"

this thread reminds me of a joke (i'll tell it because it's unlikely many have heard it)... a guy moves to a small town where all the jokes had been categorized and numbered, so when someone wanted to tell a joke they merely called out the number. people would laugh because they recalled the joke. while at the barber, the new guy wanted to try to fit in and called out a number. the room laughed harder than usual. when he asked what was so funny the barber told him they hadn't heard that one.

 

"Did you think that I asked for a twelve inch pianist?"

"Christopher Walken" (PM me for the joke, its one of my favorites)

 

"...so she said, next time try wearing 4 gold necklaces!"

-Steve Martin, two wild a crazy guys.

 

"You would too is your name was EEREGHSEFWERJGHHH!"

Politically incorrect.

 

"Oh, I thought you said 'turn around'!"

 

'the Jew and the Catholic!!!'

 

...and the bartender goes, "say buddy, why the long face?"

 

ouch

 

42!

 

I'll keep an eye out for ya

 

No baby we's Chicago Ho!

 

Lena says: Ya, it's a good ting I didn't let THAT one in the kitchen !

 

so he reached into the scrabble bag and pulled out a 'C' eh and 'N' eh and a 'D' eh

 

"One dead baby in ten trash cans!"

"Nail its other hand down!"

"Nachos!"