Once again, this is a HYPOTHETICAL question.

If someone was to get a friend of yours pregnant and pretty much run out on her, what would you do? How would you get this effer back? Obviousely, I do not want any HYPOTHETICAL comments like a P99 to the skull.

 

Turn the daddy's info over to the state in an effort to collect child support or imprison.

 

I was thinking a tad more destructive HYPOTHETICAL answer.

 

Uhm, ok, you can go with the old stand bys:

- sugar in his gas tank
- vasaline the windshield
- super glue the key holes (on everything he owns)
- bubble gum the key holes (on everything he owns)
- invite him to a blanket party
- pay some less than desirable characters to do some less than desirable things to him
- shove dog feces or tuna in his grill and the air vents where the windshield meets the hood area
- spray pepper spray in that same area

 

i'd get his mom pregnant and skip out on her.
that'll show 'em

 

I would read your signature, replace "son" with "hypothetical guy" and then make it happen.

 

Trust me Dave, I wouldnt hit that with a stolen .... The blanket party sounds good. I wouldnt want to hypothetical hit him with my hypothetical car.

 

lol, or sister would work too!

 

I would do nothing unless you like drama and like the risk of being put in jail.

 

I would encourage your hypothetical friend to stop sleeping around with dead beat guys so as not to allow this to happen again.

 

hypothetically, does your friend have big *****?

 

/\/\/\/\/\ LMAO best reply i've seen here yet...

 

sugar in the gas tank does nothing myth busters busted that one long time ago...

 

water in the gas tank works.

 

it'll be even better if you used somebody else water hose to fill up the gas tank and leave the water hose in there

well pretty much is put the water hose in the gas tank turn on the water faucet and run...

 

I'm speaking Hypothetically, but yes. And trust me, I have encouraged her to get rid of this dead beat loser for a long time. I dont even know If I could call her a friend any more, I just feel sorry for the kid, Poor kid is probably going to have a hard life. Well, morons like this is why we pay so much taxes, they have the kids, and the government pays for it.

 

LOL... first this post and now the bb gun post... Planning anything good?

 

I didn't even think about that, no, that has nothing to do with this. Ive always wanted a airsoft gun. That is pretty funny though.