i find it pretty gross people dont put the seat down. Quite a bit of bacteria is thrown into the air from a single flush when the lid is up. Bacteria can be thrown up to 10 feet away from the toilette.
I dont know about you, but my toothbrush is about 3-4 feet away from the toilette. Last thing i want is bacteria from my local toilete all over my toothbrush and in my mouth.

Dont think that this is the reason women do it, but its definately a good reason to do it if u dont.

 

Fflush?

 

how about people who fart? you realise that's actually minute particles of fecal matter that's entering your nose right?

 

you guys are killing something that was supposed to be so special!

 

Ever see a slow motion video of someone sneezing? That will gross you out for life. Also an up close video of what a fly does when it lands on your food. We saw one land on a cookie in 8th grade science and I couldn't even look at a cookie after.

Well... until lunch time. I love cookies.

 

I call this one 5-year-old-itis...we'll leave the house and 5 minutes later she'll start complaining that she needs to pee and I need to stop somewhere...WTF!?

 

The funny thing is, right before I read this, I farted. And it stunk. Bad.

 

Dave, I think from now on out I'm only gonna fart in my bosses office chair. I'll keep mine clean as possible.

 

When they try to cite something they saw on Dr. Phil or pretty much any daytime tv show as a reliable source in an argument/discussion. LOL...

 

When they claim they're right, but have no proof or explanation to show for it... And even after you prove you're right with references to textbooks and sources and everyone you talk to backs you up on it, you're still wrong.

 

I think you posted in the wrong thread. You should move that to the atheist vs. theist debate.

 

When you tell them something and then a day or two later they see it in the news or a friend mentions it to them and they ask you if you've heard of it.

 

Wow that drives me nuts!!! And God forbid if I don't really feel like deciding, because then she gets ____ed at me. But worse than that is when she starts to say something to me, and then turns away or walks away so I can't hear her, and then gets mad when I ask her to repeat it. Or she'll be in the other room and say something to me, but not loud enough to carry over the TV, dishwasher, radio, etc. But it's my fault because I wasn't listening. No dear, I was listening, I just couldn't hear. She farts all the time too, and even giggles afterwards!! But of course as the man, I get yelled at when I let mine rip. Granted, mine smell like rotting meat in the stomach of a corpse, but damnit, I want equality!!

 

Affirmative Action My ___.

 

I bet a few of you guys have seen this...

I guess I ought to explain it first.

My ex-girlfriend hated going to shopping malls. She said, "there are a million people walking in different directions not knowing where they are going."

I would then say, "but you go to dance clubs where there are a million DRUNK people walking in different directions not knowing where they are going! What's the difference?"

"Oh that's totally different."

A whole bunch of that resulted in her being ex'd.

 

Speaking of shopping malls, notice how much less they tend to want things they see when your answer to "OMG! I LOVE that! Can I have it!?" is "Sure, you brought your wallet right?". They then all of a sudden don't like it as much.

 

Thankfully I never had to deal with buying them stuff. I don't buy presents for holidays or birthdays. Still not sure how I get laid with that viewpoint, but I do. :D
Thankfully my current one probably makes twice what I do.
I do have to deal with the dragging of the ___ when trying to go out or meet my friends somewhere. Always like an hour late cuz of that. Then my friends get ____y at me.

 

Wait there's another one...

Another ex-girlfriend ( this is not a habit, they are both from previous states that I have lived in ), but get this.

I was going to a concert and my gf wanted to go partially because the venue was near her sister's house. We get to her sis's house earlier in the day and then she tries to make it seem as though she doesn't feel well. Finally I get her to motivate and we go to the show. As we are walking across the parking lot she stops and says, "this is stupid why did you bring me?"

I just looked at her and said, "I have been talking about this for the past month and you have been enthusiastic about it. Now you don't want to be here?" She followed with a stupid look and I told her, "we're here so I'm going in, you have your ticket do what you want."

She actually tried to call her sister to come pick her up, and her sister told her to no and have a good time.

Needless to say she found a way to be decent after a bunch of _____ing and finding that I didn't care. I wasn't going to waste my money on her being obnoxious.

Afterwards she did admit she had an alright time.

 

Hey dC, what concert was it ?

 

Don't give me too much grief...Sting. The show was great ( I've seen before as a double-bill with Don Henley [ kinda shows my age ] ).