REPORT: Bonds took Steroids says...
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Barry Bonds Took Steroids, Reports Everyone Who Has Ever Watched Baseball
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/46188
According to hundreds of thousands of reports coming out of every city in the U.S., Bonds' steroid use has been widely reported and well-documented for years, with sports columnists, bloggers, people attending baseball games, memorabilia collectors, major ballpark popcorn and peanut vendors, groundskeepers, roommates, significant others, fathers-in-law, next-door neighbors, fellow fitness club members, bartenders, mailmen, coworkers, teachers, doormen, parking-lot attendants, fellow elevator passengers, Home Depot clerks, servicemen and women serving in Iraq, former baseball players, Congressmen, second-tier stand-up comics, Sports Illustrated's Rick Reilly, and random passersby all having stated at some point in the last five years that Bonds was obviously taking some sort of performance-enhancing drugs.
LOL...that's funny. I don't know why everyone is making a big deal out of Bonds doing steroids. The shorter list would be to name those athletes who are not taking them.
Originally Posted by TcDepo
athletes now are cheaters the real athletes were the ones in Babe Ruths, Mickey Mantle and all those guys time they would rock one out of the ballpark easy...
Originally Posted by oldmanatee
And yet all Pete Rose did was bet on the game......
Look at it this way. Until cyborg baseball players are invented, Bonds represents the maximum baseball performance that the human body is capable of. He took every drug invented and worked out like crazy on top of his natural skills. What could possibly make him (or anyone else for that matter) a better player.
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