My favorite new line from family guy:

"They let Sarah Jessica Parker's face on TV and she looks like a foot"

 

Hahaha, the foot! I remember that. Man is that b1tch ugly. Why do guys like her? For that matter, why do guys like jennifer aniston? She's so "blah."

 

are you saying that if jennifer aniston came up to you and was like "DO ME"

you wouldnt?!?!

cuz i would

 

I never said I wouldn't do her, but I'd do a good majority of girls. I'm like that. Not a ***** persay, but I like to give any decent chick a chance at the Jackhammer. Guys drooling over her makes no sense to me, though. Angelina Jolie however... man I'd split that chick in half...

 

It's free bang, dude. There's no way to compare free bang to a woman that's almost impossible to get bang from. No contest there.

 

As long as I didn't have to see her backside. Kinda grossed me out when I watched "The Break-Up" and she walked through the room naked.

And speaking of over-rated women, what about Paris and Nicole? A dead horse and a giraffe....

But hey, I guess some people are into bestiality

 

Where's the barf emoticon?

 

Hahahahaha, nice. Sometimes paris looks like some girl you'd bang out of spite, but neither one would I want anything to do with. Talk about a few crayons short of a box... Not to mention from her video she doesn't seem to know wtf she's doing in bed and from her photos... (shudders) man that's an ugly ******.

 

Dude...they've got the boxes...they are just desperate for the crayons that go in the boxes.

 

I personally don't like any of those skinny chicks in Hollywood. I think America Ferrera has a nice body shape.

 

i like the opposite type of woman that paris is, but if anyone needs a link to the picture of paris's herpicil prescription container, check google.

herpes = no thanks

 

Sarah has a face?

 

you can view her from any angle, and all you can see is that ugly face.

 

I always thought she looke like the Wicked with of the West from Wizard of Oz...She even has the Moley, Moley, Moley....

 

turns out it was a horse.
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