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"Hey baby, I'm sure some loser guy has said to you that if you sleep with him, he'll show you heaven. That's so lame...I mean, if you sleep with me, I can show you Chuck Norris."
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ask any girl under 30 or so, "so... how old are you", just out of the blue. you don't have to say something too stupid, and she'll definitely get the message, and then respond with positive body language or negative body language whether she'd "do you".
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The Good...ish
"What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."
"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."
The Bad.
"How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"
"What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!"
(xtra suck)"You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway."
(xtra suck 2.0)"Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer the cash instead?"
Are you a sargeant? Cause you make my privates stand up straight.
Am I cute, or do you need another drink?
(lol)Are you wearing space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!
that will get you started...
"What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."
"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."
The Bad.
"How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"
"What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!"
(xtra suck)"You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway."
(xtra suck 2.0)"Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer the cash instead?"
Are you a sargeant? Cause you make my privates stand up straight.
Am I cute, or do you need another drink?
(lol)Are you wearing space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!
that will get you started...
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Just some random ones i remember:
"baby if ur father a fisher man cuz your off the hook!"
"Dam girl your legs must be tired cus you've been running thru my mind all day long"
"If i can rearrange the alphabet, i'd be 'U' and 'I' together"
"Somebody call the cops cuz you just stole my heart"
"I'd like be your tangent so i can lie against your curves"
"Sorry, i forgot my phone number, can i borrow yours?"
"baby if ur father a fisher man cuz your off the hook!"
"Dam girl your legs must be tired cus you've been running thru my mind all day long"
"If i can rearrange the alphabet, i'd be 'U' and 'I' together"
"Somebody call the cops cuz you just stole my heart"
"I'd like be your tangent so i can lie against your curves"
"Sorry, i forgot my phone number, can i borrow yours?"
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No no no..
Here is real pick up lines..
"Do you like ****?"
"Excuse me?!!?"
"I'm sorry, I meant to say "hi"."
j/k on that one.. here is the real ones.
"Is there something in your eye? Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.."
"Hey, my friend wanted to know if you think I'm cute"
"Were you just dancing a little back there? I thought it was good!"
"So it is true... Real beautiful women do still exist..."
"Can I get you some water or something?"
"This may sound dumb, but you know how people are always saying when the opprotunity knocks open the door? Well, hi!"
"I know I am a complete stranger, but I think compliments need to be given when they are deserved, and you look great today!"
(they may seme cheesy but they are SOLID GOLD conversation starters.)
Here is real pick up lines..
"Do you like ****?"
"Excuse me?!!?"
"I'm sorry, I meant to say "hi"."
j/k on that one.. here is the real ones.
"Is there something in your eye? Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.."
"Hey, my friend wanted to know if you think I'm cute"
"Were you just dancing a little back there? I thought it was good!"
"So it is true... Real beautiful women do still exist..."
"Can I get you some water or something?"
"This may sound dumb, but you know how people are always saying when the opprotunity knocks open the door? Well, hi!"
"I know I am a complete stranger, but I think compliments need to be given when they are deserved, and you look great today!"
(they may seme cheesy but they are SOLID GOLD conversation starters.)
