if i had a nickel for all the beautiful girls i seen tonight id have only five cents


but seriously pickup lines almost never work unless its something simple and defintely nonsexual..


or you can try "wanna *****??" I know this guy who uses that and although he gets slapped a lot, he also gets laid a lot... lol

 

Heres mine.... You tell a girl to come here but not by saying a word just by using one finger, then when she comes over you whisper in her ear," I made you come with one finger imagine what i could do with to."

It may take some people a min. to get it

 

^nice!

 

x2 FTW! that was awsome!

"mam, can you pick that up?"
"what is it"
"soap..."

 

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Don't you know me from somewhere?

Hey. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

When's our wedding date?

You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.

 

Uhhmm, excuse me. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

And if you feel like getting slapped in the face:
You're ugly but you intrigue me.

 

1. if you were a booger, you would be my first pick

2. if you were a ciggarette, I would suck your butt.

 

in college bookstore : "Should we talk now or
continue flirting from a distance?"

 

Come up behind her and put an ether soaked rag over her nose and mouth, and whisper in her ear "Just breathe deep...."

 

Hand a girl your cell phone and at the same time hold up your index and middle fingers and say, "Hey! Smell my fingers and tell my girlfriend I'm not cheating."

 

haha harrison. . i actually know a person named yolanda. lol. DAMN I GUESS NONE FOR ME

*wow your parents must be a$$holes. cause your the $hit.
*your parents must be retards, cause you're a really special girl.
*hey miss are you a ticket? cause you got FINE written all over you.
*is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i see myself in your pants.
*today's word is legs. so lets go back to your place and spread the word.
*are you from around here? are you really? wow i never knew heaven was so close.
*knock knock. (whos there?) yoda. (yoda who?) yoda flyest girl i've ever seen!
*Hi I just wanted to say you look faboulous to day. *walk away smoothly.
*you had me at "New Friend Request"
*Are you tired? Cause you've been runnign through my mind all day.
*Excuse me miss.. "You never close your eyes anymore, when i kiss. your lips..." (yeah you know the rest).
*I drive a honda (you serious?). no, but i'm (insert your name here)
*Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?
*Do you know where I can find the nearest baker? I wanna find a cutie pie just like you.
*wow, i must be tripping.. cause you just knock me off my feet.
*how do you do it? (do what?) even on the coldest days, you're still hot.
*[hold her hand] Hey I have a riddle, how did the chicken (point to your thumb) get to the elephant (point to your pinky) (you can use any animal btw.). and let her keep guessing and say no. then after a while say "you give up?" (yes. how?) you say "i dont really know, i just wanted to hold your hand"
*hey miss, do you have an inhaler? cause i saw you, and you just took my breathe away (only works for asthmatics).
*Hi, I dont know you yet, but im (insert name), lets go get some lunch.
*I'm sorry to disturb you miss, but my friends and I made a bet that we would get at least one number tonight, and have to go on a date after. I know you busy but would you mind helping me out?
*For lent I give up my virginity. ANY TAKERS?
*Hi i'm (insert name here). I would ask for your number but its not really my style. So im just here to say hello. (if shes interested she'd respond back). But hey if you're offering, how could i ever pass that up.
*I'm sorry, you look terrible in that dress... take it all off now.
*Do you like scary movies? really? well let's go watch one together.
*If its a penny for your thoughts, a nickel for your kiss, a dime to tell me that you love me. how much would it be to make you mine forever?
*wow you have tC too?

:D just a few.

 

is there a keg in your pants cause i wanna tap that a$$

 

my friend loves using this one ..

how much does a polar bear weigh?

girl: i don't know, how much?

-enough to break the ice, hi i'm _____

 

in the club:

"hey do you know how to dance?. (if the answer is yes) then hit the dance floor so i can talk to your friend".

 

I personally use ....


"What did the fat penguin say to the eskimo?"

"??????"

"I just broke the ice, my name is____"



Any girl that has a sense of humor is in like Flint. It's up to you to do the rest.