Some say that he can't actually look upward, and that if you were to hold your watch between his testes, it would stop... all we know is, he's called The Stig.

 

Some say that hes a CIA experiment that went wrong, and that he only eats cheese, all we know is, hes called, The Stig.

 

Some say his ********* are actually made of Brass, and his right foot is made of Lead, all we know is, He's called The Stig.

 

Some say that he's banned from the town of Chichester and that in a recent late-night deal, he bought a slightly dented white Fiat Uno from the Duke of Edinburgh. All we know is, he's called the Stig.

 

They don't have to be ones from the show. I made the thread so people could make up their own! :D

Some say that life gave him lemons, and he had no idea what to do with them... and that he literally cannot move whenever there is a rainbow out... all we know is, he's called The Stig.

 

Some say his roundhouse kicks are stronger than Chuck Norris'. But Chuck Norris begs to differ. All we know is, he wascalled The Stig.

 

Some say he can take a piece of chalk and shove it up a mans ___ and pull out of his fingernail...and thats impossible...but all we know is that he is called The Stig

 

Some say he lives in a tree. And that his sweat is used to clean precious metals...all we know is, he is called The Stig.

 

Some say he's been spotted in tribal rituals with Australian bushmen and that he makes the best fish and chips in all of South London ... all we know is, he's called The Stig.