...you didn't think I was actually going to sleep on the PORCH, did you?

 

he slept with paris in her hotel

 

I would just like to THANK the anonymous MOD who left out the can of Planters mixed nuts. Man, I was starving since I didn't have any more MREs w/ me.

 

uhhh, those were not Planters nuts....those were old rabbit droppings....

 

Hey, guys, since the mod parking lot usually looks like a box convention, I figure most of ya drive boxes, so I got y'all some rebuild kits I picked up really cheap while in town.

They're in the maintenance shed on the wall just above that gross of squirrel traps somebody bought last week.

 

Its all good, more protein the better!

 

I was really holding back on posting that picture.

 

 

 

Dang it, still no Coke Classic or Coronas. Man, these Super Mods are a bunch of cheapskates. Can't they keep this frig stocked!?! Sheesh.

 

it was Dewmerz turn to fill the fridge...
i feel some more hazing coming on....

 

Ah heck, I'll just go over to Brian's house then. I know he's working right now.

 

in ther Academy they would make us run down to the beach and bring back a handfull of sand.
one day it started to rain, so they made us run back down to the beach and find a sea shell to protect our sand piles...

you think i should make him do that???

 

Oh shoot, I gotta remember that one. I like it!

Hmm, nah, Brian has bad knees.

 

they also had us run down to the gas pumps and read the meter. then run back and tell the drill sgt.
if it was wrong we did it again...

 

Running is evil. I vowed to never run again. It's faster to just drive down to the meter and then drive back.


If the store would get more Mike's hard cranberry lemonade in I would restock the fridge already.

 

forget driving hook up a camera in front of meter and transmit it to a tv

 

Dang, the mods must be busy.

 

another plot to take over the worls albet

 

Hey, guys!
Thanks for whoever filled up the 'fridge in the lounge snack bar with
soft drinks again - it was getting pretty bare!

When I came in from the tennis courts, though, there was this, uh,
"thing" on the back steps - looks like someone forgot to lock one of
the mini-bars again.


Oh! And whoever swapped out my Super Mod Super Taser for THIS,

please return it before my next shift, OK?
Cute, but enough's enough. I'm putting a new lock on my gear locker.