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Old Jan 4, 2010 | 07:21 AM
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and i wish it was only 2k it was a brand new turbo kit with extra goodies spent 53hundred
Old Jan 4, 2010 | 07:22 AM
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i yelled at her when i came home but she just yelled back and then my dad said for her to shut up and for me to go to my room
Old Jan 4, 2010 | 07:23 AM
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yo we need to see a resolution! Kick her room door open and claim your manhood.
I agree. So sparta kick her ___ through the wall. Make sure she lands into the dumpster. Tell her to bring you the turbo and now to make it okay, she has to install it for you too
Old Jan 4, 2010 | 07:24 AM
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^ haha yeah install my ____ mom
Old Jan 4, 2010 | 07:24 AM
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You dont need to argue with her. Trust me, I know how to handle situations like this.

You need to say this: Me MAN you WOMEN, you better pay up before I disown you as my mother.

Thats all you need to say and bam, problem solved.
Old Jan 4, 2010 | 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Domo
yo we need to see a resolution! Kick her room door open and claim your manhood.
exactly what i would do... walk in there grab your nuts and say: "look here mom, these mean im a man..." the rest is history... hahaha


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1. youre 91 yrs old. Im sure his parents claim him still. He also lives under their household. Hes a dependent

2. Your mom must be dead if youre 91 yrs old. *

3. Agreed.

*(Im very sorry if your mom has moved on. Im just joking)

lol... im actually 21, and no my mom hasnt passed haha
Old Jan 4, 2010 | 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Domo
You dont need to argue with her. Trust me, I know how to handle situations like this.

You need to say this: Me MAN you WOMEN, you better pay up before I disown you as my mother.

Thats all you need to say and bam, problem solved.
QFTFT. you dont understand how many times Ive seen this solve everything. Moms are stupid, you gotta talk stupid with them so they can understand.
Old Jan 4, 2010 | 07:27 AM
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bwahah you guys are f__king crazy lol ill keep everyone updated on how everything goes
Old Jan 4, 2010 | 07:28 AM
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bwahah you guys are f__king crazy lol ill keep everyone updated on how everything goes
when its all said and done, dont forget to demand a sandwich. Tell your mom to put extra meat or youll be ____ed
Old Jan 4, 2010 | 07:30 AM
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LMFAO and make sure their is chicken on the sandwich and a nice cold beer next to it
Old Jan 4, 2010 | 07:32 AM
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LMFAO and make sure their is chicken on the sandwich and a nice cold beer next to it
nah man. what the hell? Youre not 21. Drinking underage is NOT cool.


unless you got a FAKE ID
Old Jan 4, 2010 | 07:36 AM
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teen drinking is very bad! yo i got a fake id though lol good song

i dont drink just thought it was funny
Old Jan 4, 2010 | 07:56 AM
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first off, that pick looks kinda like a *****
second, redrum mom j/k

that is all except for the nearest address for the dumpster
Old Jan 4, 2010 | 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by rrimportracer
lol... im actually 21, and no my mom hasnt passed haha

uh bro ur parents can claim u on their taxes until ur 24 lol.. my dads been doing that.
Old Jan 4, 2010 | 08:33 AM
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You're 19, you are an adult. She just cost you 5300 bucks. Time to go to court and get your refund from that psycho. True, they will stop paying for your school and you'll have to move out, but in all honesty you should be doing that anyway, especially with such a nutjob mother who is clearly unbalanced, who would vandalize someones prized possession like that, andwaste 5300 bucks, all because they didn't get their little spoiled brat way. I'm sorry but right now I'm literally infuriated at your mom I would flipped out, I'd probably be in jail for kicking in every panel in her car, bashing in all the windows in the house and then lighting a match to the whole crib. How can you just let that slide???
Old Jan 4, 2010 | 08:37 AM
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Actually, I dont think we are giving his mother enough credit. Mind you that he did find a couple of items and his mother spent 9 months carrying him. Either way, money is money. Money comes, money goes. His mother probably never understood the extent of how much car parts cost.
Old Jan 4, 2010 | 08:37 AM
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i think its funny how your dad still send you to your room.
Old Jan 4, 2010 | 08:46 AM
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5300 on a turbo kit and it wasn't installed?

Who the hell made it? Descendant?
Old Jan 4, 2010 | 08:47 AM
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Lol true, his dad pwnt him right after his mom pwnt him. What a wuss, stand up for yourself for once or theyre always gonna look at you as their little _____ kid and make you sit in the childs seat in the back of the car like a ___. I woulda gave my dad a good shot to the jaw too for not stopping it, even though hes bigger than me and could jack me up pretty good, I'd be so mad I wouldn't care at all.
Old Jan 4, 2010 | 08:49 AM
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and thats how people end up in jail



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