TYPES OF FARTERS

Shy
Those who let out silent farts

Clever
Those who fart and cough at same time

Miserable
They can not fart

Disappointed
Those whose farts do not emit odor

Dishonest
They who fart and then blame the dog

Mean
Those whose fart in bed and shake covers over spouse

Vain
They who love the smell of their own farts

Amiable
They who leve the smell of others farts

Acute
those whose fart indicates their recent diet

Confindent
They who let out really loud farts

Scientific
Those who bottle their own farts

Nervous
Those who stop in mid fart

Honest
They who confess to the fart

Foolish
They who keep the farts inside

Unfortunate
Those who start to fart but poop instead

Insecure
They who compare their fart quality to others

Jealous
They who claim the farts of others

Prompt
They who always have a fart ready

THE FARTERS FARTER
Those rare farters whose farts clear moving vehicles!

 

i am confident, for sure!

i proclaim my bad boys

 

I'm the confident type in front of friends/family/girlfriend. Shy when I'm in class, on the bus. haha.

 

Oh and the unfortunate has happened to me once. Hahahahaha.

 

Oh you should add this one:

Devastating:
Those who only fart once a year and have devastating effects comparable to the bombing of Hiroshima

^my girlfriend's brother is like that.

 

^^what a shart?

 

S@#T + Fart = Shart

 

i know what it is
just asking if that is what happened to him

 

Yeah man, I really thought I was going to fart but then I shat. At least this wasn't in public haha.

 

unfortunate.......

 

Oh no!

How can anyone dare to talk about such a taboo topic!

 

in high school, we were at a pep rally, and this guy(my friend prior to this) cleared out 3 sections of bleachers with his fart. it actually gave me a headache.

 

LOL.

 

mine just stinks better out then holding it in

when i eat too much candy/sweets it gets worse and worse

 

I think i'm all of the above

 

Wait.... except fot he shart part

 

unfortunate = sharted..

lol...

hmm.... ehh.. i proclaim mine.. i'm not shy

 

unfortunate... that one was funny....