We Need to Ban Gasoline!!!
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From: Hanover, PA
Here we go again. At least this idiot only hurt himself. It's lucky that he didn't catch the entire building on fire.
LONG BEACH, California — A man set himself on fire inside City Hall and was in critical but stable condition at a hospital, police said.
Haouy Nguyen, 50, walked into the building lobby Thursday afternoon, approached an information desk and set himself ablaze, said police spokeswoman Nancy Pratt.
Pratt said she didn't know how he set the fire, but a security guard who tackled the man and extinguished the fire reported smelling gasoline.
LONG BEACH, California — A man set himself on fire inside City Hall and was in critical but stable condition at a hospital, police said.
Haouy Nguyen, 50, walked into the building lobby Thursday afternoon, approached an information desk and set himself ablaze, said police spokeswoman Nancy Pratt.
Pratt said she didn't know how he set the fire, but a security guard who tackled the man and extinguished the fire reported smelling gasoline.
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From: Kennesaw, GA
Originally Posted by citizen01
Haha... very funny
Gasoline functionality = transportation
kitchen knives functionality = cooking
baseball bats functionality = playing baseball
guns functionality = killing
Gasoline functionality = transportation
kitchen knives functionality = cooking
baseball bats functionality = playing baseball
guns functionality = killing
the real funtionality of gas is ant removal, duh!
just pour some of that clear liquid fun on the ant hill and light, much more efective then that poison crap, and as an added bonus the other ant hills watch as their brotheren are cooking and move out of town
. Gasoline FTW!!!
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Originally Posted by BigMURR
Originally Posted by citizen01
Haha... very funny
Gasoline functionality = transportation
kitchen knives functionality = cooking
baseball bats functionality = playing baseball
guns functionality = killing
Gasoline functionality = transportation
kitchen knives functionality = cooking
baseball bats functionality = playing baseball
guns functionality = killing
the real funtionality of gas is ant removal, duh!
just pour some of that clear liquid fun on the ant hill and light, much more efective then that poison crap, and as an added bonus the other ant hills watch as their brotheren are cooking and move out of town
. Gasoline FTW!!!
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Originally Posted by matt_a
Here we go again. At least this idiot only hurt himself. It's lucky that he didn't catch the entire building on fire.
LONG BEACH, California — A man set himself on fire inside City Hall and was in critical but stable condition at a hospital, police said.
Haouy Nguyen, 50, walked into the building lobby Thursday afternoon, approached an information desk and set himself ablaze, said police spokeswoman Nancy Pratt.
Pratt said she didn't know how he set the fire, but a security guard who tackled the man and extinguished the fire reported smelling gasoline.
LONG BEACH, California — A man set himself on fire inside City Hall and was in critical but stable condition at a hospital, police said.
Haouy Nguyen, 50, walked into the building lobby Thursday afternoon, approached an information desk and set himself ablaze, said police spokeswoman Nancy Pratt.
Pratt said she didn't know how he set the fire, but a security guard who tackled the man and extinguished the fire reported smelling gasoline.
I can see it now...
Burning Man..."Yes, I'd like some help, please...
Info Desk ...I'm sorry sir, this is a 'No Smoking' building, I'm going to have to ask you to put yourself out...
BM... No, you don't understand, I'm here to make a statement!
ID...Sir, you are infringing on my rights as a non smoker, now put yourself out before I call security!
