my story isnt weird but funny :D, a couple years ago..I remember my friend was driving his brothers accord. He pulled up into a space to park but he didnt see the broken glass on the floor. Results were all four tires blew and an butt whoppin.

 

I just hope you learned your lesson and stopped listening to the Chick-fil-A adverts! Wait, they don't have anything with bones in it ... well whatever! Maybe God is telling you that chicken in all forms is NOT your friend!

 

i got a flat(s) awhile back from an ex gf. slashed all 4 tires.

 

I remember when i had my flat....

no I don't.

 

i would have

 

and she told me she was pregnant. i was like.. praternity test, where's maury at?

 

Two weird flats:

Left a movie theatre at 2am and as I left the lot, felt the tire go flat. Got out the flash light and got ready to put the spare on, when I noticed what was sticking OUT of my tire - one of those minature wrenches - the kind you get in souviner packages from Vegas. Right next to a trailer park, so that MIGHT explain it.

The other was a brick left in a pot hole *just* outside a curb. I didn't see it as I was leaving a gas station driveway. That one sucked because I ripped some back muscles getting the spare out of the trunk (I'm a small girl and that was a fairly unwieldly trunk), and had to be in rehab and on painkillers for 3 months.

 

No more chicken Freinds?