What are some of the things, through life, that you learned NOT to do?

1. Don't hold a nail while your other friend counts to 3 to bang it in.
2. Don't stick your finger through the spokes of a wheel while you spin it
3. Don't iron your close while you're still wearing them.
4. Don't drink expired milk.
5. Green cheese is bad cheese.
6. Post off-topic threads in a topic-specific section.


anybody else wanna add onto this?

 

This should be moved to off topic.

1) Weld on exhaust =
2) Don't f*** around with power tools

 

Its sometimes easier to just plow around the stump

 

Not to buy automatic car.

Do not feed unknown pets.

Do not park under tree,

 

Do not think "I can drive through that puddle"

 

X2
Now that I have the CAI on for now that worries me.

 

dont try to challenge a 21 yr old guy to a mma match for money when theyre drunk.

dont try to drive onto curb front end first.

check for cats in your hood before you start the car on a cold morning.

and theres a reason that seemingly perfect girl has never had a boyfriend, and no ones trying either.

 

I forgot about that one
my dad Mazda trubu got ____ within the engin.
That burn ____ do not small good

 

don't marry bi-polar

 

Don't sleep where you work.
It's funny when you're 20-something, after that, bad news.

 

Dont accidentally set a pyrex baking dish on a hot stove burner.. unless you want to see it explode violently.

Never push when prying.. always pull... my fingers have learned that lesson a few times

Never ____ off a readheaded girl

 

when picking your nose, make sure u got everything out before even talkin to someone..

 

i learned not to spray paint the sound barrier on a highway at 3:30am in direct view of anyone driving by, especially the local police

 

Don't have sex in school.......

 

or clean your nose out before you go to the dentist. especially if theyre cleaning your teeth or something

 

i got another lesson

check the expiration date on the things u eat out of your friends pantry especially if its hidden in the back. i hate a handi snack that expired in 04 and my stomach and **** hate me right now

 

sorry to hear that....i think your friend will be the bathroom in a few mins

 

Mr.Potato head does not bake well in the oven.

 

don't fry bacon in the nude

 

Good lord, that one hurts just thinking about it!