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Old May 1, 2007 | 02:38 PM
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Default What would you do if the world was infested with zombies?

Where would you go and what would you take with you if most of the world's population became zombies?

Ex: I would go to the closest sporting goods store and fortify it after having attained the guns and ammo inside. I would then spend my days on the roof picking as many off as I could with my new sniper rifle.
Old May 1, 2007 | 02:45 PM
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i'd get all the food i could find and fly to a nice tropical island in the pacific with no one on it but me so that i wouldn't have to worry about the zombies getting to me most likely. though everysooften i might have to go the mainland for supplies and alittle hunting.

what would happen to zombies in the wild, i mean, wouldn't predatory animals probably kill zombies?
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Hop into a Trashmaster and go zombie crushing!
Old May 1, 2007 | 03:11 PM
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Are we talkin' slow, lumbering Resident Evil zombies? Or fast vicious Dawn of the Dead zombies? Or slow easily fooled Shaun of the Dead zombies?
Old May 1, 2007 | 03:18 PM
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buy it here: http://www.thinkgeek.com/books/humor/7838/

official book website: http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/

forum: http://zombiehunters.org/

test yourself: http://www.nerdtests.com/mq/take.php?id=6516
Old May 1, 2007 | 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by captainlaziness
Are we talkin' slow, lumbering Resident Evil zombies? Or fast vicious Dawn of the Dead zombies? Or slow easily fooled Shaun of the Dead zombies?
I suppose whichever zombies you prefer.
Old May 1, 2007 | 03:48 PM
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no way, i just watched shawn of the dead again last night.

if it's the slow kind of zombies, i'd grab a katana, and see if I could become the highlander.
Old May 1, 2007 | 03:58 PM
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Well no matter what, the typical lock yourself in a building idea isnt the best idea, because you cant escape easily if you need to.

Keep on the move until the infestation gets controlled. Grab yourself a .308 rifle and as many boxes of ammo you can get, a Remington 870 Shotgun, and as many handguns that you can get (9mm, .40, and .45 to keep ammo simple) glocks, p99s, maybe some sigs. Get yourself a big truck like maybe F250 or 3500 HD for example (This is the end of the world, no time to worry about global warming) and a nice grill guard. Nothing like hitting a zombie at 50 MPH. Food will be scarce (weapons would be too but thats beside the point) so get as much non perishable food you can pile into your new superduty truck. Find a nice tall building to do some target practice, and find as many people as you can to join your little militia and happy hunting.
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With Shaun of the Dead style zombies, hell yeah Dave Ill get a sword too. We will have to break that "There can only be one highlander" rule though.
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i could spare a few i guess.

so who else would do a hot zombie chick?
Old May 1, 2007 | 04:22 PM
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i draw the line at hot vampire chicks. that is hot, but hot zombie chicks? no thank you.
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Hot zombie chick is still going to be dripping with maggots right? Yeah, I'm out. I'd rather hit a hole in a tree filled with meat or a warm pile of mud.
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Originally Posted by scionofPCFL
I'd rather hit a hole in a tree filled with meat or a warm pile of mud.
sounds hot, do you write for playboy?
Old May 1, 2007 | 05:09 PM
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all the time. they just wont publish anything, and they keep sending the effing FBI to my house. I think I should stop.
Old May 1, 2007 | 05:17 PM
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there's a new movie coming out like this

I am Legend

200+ mil budget and everyone's favorite fresh prince is starring.
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No zombie chicks for me.
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Stay mobile

Stay away from large population centers

Work on minigun with self guided imagery and targeting system to recognize head shape to pop zombies through the head.

Work on terminator robots to assist with zombie smashing - hmmm has anyone seen that comic book "Zombies vs. Robots"?
Old May 1, 2007 | 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted by etli
Stay mobile

Stay away from large population centers

Work on minigun with self guided imagery and targeting system to recognize head shape to pop zombies through the head.

Work on terminator robots to assist with zombie smashing - hmmm has anyone seen that comic book "Zombies vs. Robots"?
No but I already wish they would make that into a movie!!!
Old May 1, 2007 | 10:57 PM
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i would need a building with no windows and massive cast iron doors and a lot of cheat codes
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I think I would just go with the flow and become a zombie! I mean how bad could it be?



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