Nope. Unless you and your gf get really really busy.

 

Well if the world is infested by zombies and me and my fiance get busy I'll think about you said..."for society!" gigity gigity alll right

 

i would get a few and train them do re-enact the Thriller music video. that would be awesome

 

Hmmm...

60-20=40
40(12)=480
480/9=53

53!!!

 

huh?

 

but only if you can get Michael Jackson black again and since he's already been a zombie since the 90s that might be hard.

 

HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS THREAD YET?!?!

Seriously though, I plan to die in the zombie apocalypse. It's not a matter of if, people, it's when.

Shotgun and a machete... maybe a flamethrower, that'd be sweet. Oh, you'd want a scoped rifle too...
Either way, zombies = sweet.

A better question: If you get bit, what do you do? Kill yourself before you change? Or wait and become a zombie?

I'd personally become a zombie, I think that would effin' rule.

 

I highly recommend reading World War Z by Max Brooks (same guy who wrote the Zombie Survival Guide)

 

Is that the book where the navy or something has their secret weapon...which is a 5 foot blade from a helicopter or something like that? (someone was telling me about that book)

 

Do not get me wrong, Chuck Norris is awesome, I mean Behind his beard, there is no chin, there is only another fist. But still, You have the martial arts of Chuck Norris, The marksmanship of Bauer, and the Sword skills of Highlander all bunched together into a zombie killing monster.

 

That is how many kids a couple 20 years old at the time of the apocalypse could repopulate the world with.

 

this is so easy...

3 options...


option 1 ) go to the island where all that jurassic park stuff happened... I dont think zombies could kick a t-rex's ___. I would then make friends with the dinosaurs ala dr. doolittle..

option 2) surround myself in an amusement park (or strip club.. same thing) and dig a 3.5 ft wide, 3.5 ft. deep little moat around it, and fill that moat up with sulfuic acid. THEN id get a bunch of party noise makers (and strippers) , maybe some birthday hats and stuff, and get in the middle and make as much noise as possible, and watch the waves of zombies just fall into the pit and disolve. After that id probally hit a mean bob marley

option 3) open a zombie discotec... even zombies like to shake their groove thing!

 

but in all seriousness I **** will be riding around in this:


with attached swords so that I can do a true "drive by".
and only if I couldn't get to an uninhabited island.

 

Motorcycles are dangerous. If you think regular drivers don't watch the road just imagine what zombie drivers would be like.

 

I really don't believe the living dead can drive, but I'm sure they would still drive better than alot of people driving right now.

 

Dropping an A-bomb should do the trick....

All hail to weapons of mass destruction!!!

 

What would that accomplish? You couldn't live in the "cleared" area due to radiation and even if it was a "residual radiation free" bomb all the other zombies who saw the mushroom cloud would go to that areaa and you would be surrounded.

 

you act as if zombies have brains, they don't they're mindless creatures.

 

But if senseless zombie movies have told us anything it's that zombies will descend upon a location where something is "happening".

 

damn good point

...but I still think my motorcycle idea was a good one