Post your favorite jokes here. Lets see whos funny here. Anything goes. Just dont be racist. Thats not cool.

 

Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample." The old man says, "What?" So the doctor says it again. Once again the old man says, "what?" So the doctor yells it, "I NEED A URINE SAMPLE, A FECES SAMPLE, AND A BLOOD SAMPLE!" With that the old woman turns to the old man and says, "He needs a pair of your underwear!"

 

Thought that is what the whole Off Topic area is for .. jokes etc.

 

That sounds like Boomster!

 

Scisko Nuff said

 

There was a mamma, daddy, and, baby tomato. they were walking down the street.....

 

joke!

 

What a *****!

 

shribled head! you going crazy since dave is gone this weekend!

 

Keoki. What did you do to Eric? He has been all over you "like stink on $hit" Its funny as hell

 

That ***** started it! He saw me the other day without my hat and now he is making fun of me and I'm loving calling him a *****!

 

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way tooo funny!

My head is as white as my a$$. My hat is the second thing I put on every morning. So, it's the second whites part of my body.

 

Come to think of it I've never seen your hatless melon. You better post a pic up right now and get it over with.

 

That is a big fat ZERO!

 

I'm bald as sh^t too... so that adds to the hat wearing. Time to shave it all off.

 

Back on topic.....

Two guys walk into a bar.... You would figure this is stupid.... The first guy ran into it, the other guy should have saw it.....

 

Come on David, we are all joking in a joke thread...

 

 

Got ya!!!!