D&S joke thread
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Wagonistas
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From: Snottsdale, AZ
Originally Posted by mywifesbox
I will get my hair shaved all of and post a pic for you Justin.
Just don't put that image in your Spank Bank!
Just don't put that image in your Spank Bank!
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ScionERA
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From: Tucson, Az.
Alright, here's one...
This old miner has been up in the hills panning for gold for decades...when one day he realizes he hasn't had the pleasure of anyones company in just as long. So he packs up the mule and heads to town.
Once down he hobbles into the ol' saloon there, and gets to sipping some whiskey when he bravely asks the bartender...."Hey bartender....any chance a man can get some female company in this joint?" Barter responds "we haven't had that type of establishment here in years!.....but come to think of it...there IS old Joe." To that the old tymer replies...MAN I AINT INTO THAT S$%T!" slams his whiskey and heads back up to camp.
A year goes by, and he continues to ponder his lack of female generosity, and heads back to camp hits the saloon, and makes another attempt to procure some female company. The Bartender proceeds to remind him that they haven't had that type of establishment in said number of years, and then once again offers the services of Old Joe. The Old man ____ed as hell yells I AINT INTO THAT S@$T and storms out of the saloon vowing never to return.
Well, about two weeks later he's completely lust hungry and comes wobbling back into the saloon, and asks the Barternder.."Hey barkeep...if I were to partake in this endeavor, who all would have to know?" To this the bartender responds..."well there'd be you, me, Joe of course, and two other fellers" At which point the old miner says..."WTF do to other fellers have to be involved for...??!!", and the bartender replies...
"Someones gotta hold him down CAUSE JOE AINT INTO THAT S$%t EITHER!"
This old miner has been up in the hills panning for gold for decades...when one day he realizes he hasn't had the pleasure of anyones company in just as long. So he packs up the mule and heads to town.
Once down he hobbles into the ol' saloon there, and gets to sipping some whiskey when he bravely asks the bartender...."Hey bartender....any chance a man can get some female company in this joint?" Barter responds "we haven't had that type of establishment here in years!.....but come to think of it...there IS old Joe." To that the old tymer replies...MAN I AINT INTO THAT S$%T!" slams his whiskey and heads back up to camp.
A year goes by, and he continues to ponder his lack of female generosity, and heads back to camp hits the saloon, and makes another attempt to procure some female company. The Bartender proceeds to remind him that they haven't had that type of establishment in said number of years, and then once again offers the services of Old Joe. The Old man ____ed as hell yells I AINT INTO THAT S@$T and storms out of the saloon vowing never to return.
Well, about two weeks later he's completely lust hungry and comes wobbling back into the saloon, and asks the Barternder.."Hey barkeep...if I were to partake in this endeavor, who all would have to know?" To this the bartender responds..."well there'd be you, me, Joe of course, and two other fellers" At which point the old miner says..."WTF do to other fellers have to be involved for...??!!", and the bartender replies...
"Someones gotta hold him down CAUSE JOE AINT INTO THAT S$%t EITHER!"
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Scionetics
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From: Mesa, AZ
besides this thread having "D&S" in the title it doesn't really pertain to our region at all and should be off topic. I believe there is already a joke thread in off topic so thread is being locked.
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