And the one Boomster hears all the time:

"It is not the size of the boat, it is the motion of the ocean."

 

cant think of any at this moment!

 

How does Boomster start out explaining things....... "Let me make it real simple for ya. . . . . . . "

 

No it's

"This will hurt, but in a good way"

"Can you fit the whole thing in your mouth?"

"I like whacking beavers with my bazooka!"

"Just hop on"

"You're overblowing"

"Go ahead and stuff it right in there."

"You have weenie breath!"

 

 

I am exhausted....

 

"Hold my beer, this will only take a minute"

 

Thats only when you got your rubber friend around.

The rest of the time its more like

"Yes Dear thats all"
" Yes Dear Im done"
" Yes Dear, thats called Whiskey #$%^"
" Yes Dear, Ill clean the kitchen"

Dont forget our favorite from Dave
"Hell Yeah I can swallow that no problem"

 

No Chad you got it all wrong, the rest of the time its

"Im going to work"

"Can I leave now"




AND CHADS FAVORITE LINES


"I like the word ___, it's nifty!"

"It hurts to lick that side of my mouth."

 

Nice try Dave. Comeback when you can walk into the mens dept.

 

Why go into to a department full of men when I can go to Victorias Secret and not look like a perve

 

"Have you seen my bird? I can change the size of its pecker!"

 

"Frame it, love it, stroke it . . . whatever! Just don't gnaw on it!"

 

You NOT look like a "PERVE" Come on now Dave ... You got "PERVE" wrote all over you!!

 

Ssshhhh!

 

Damn it Jim -- I'm a doctor not a pool man!!

 

"HA, I made her walk funny"

 

" I wonder if she knew that was me in bed"

 

"Have you ever woke up next to someone who you would rather chew your arm off than wake that person up, now that is Coyote ugly."

 

This came from my girl last night haha..

Me - Your acting like a drama queen...

Her - OMG I swear it on my life.... I am not being a drama queen, I would not swear on my life unless I mean it!

My bud and I looked at eachother and started rolling laughing. Most drama statement I have heard in awhile haha.