"To the bar, Johnson!"

"Don't tell Scotty, cuz Scotty doesn't know"

 

"A big mountain of sugar is too much for one man. I can see now why God portions it out in those little packets."

"Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."


_Homer Simpson_

 

suggit!

 

"I cant feel my face"

 

"Smell my 2 fingers"

 

I always got a kick out of this one. We had a used car tech at a honda dealership I was working at and he was the 'head butcher' in the shop, (thats what I called him).

My favorite quote from him tho was:
"The repair should be fine, cant see it from my back yard"....

 

She has the whitest teeth I ever came across. lol

 

Wrong hole fool!!!

 

Maybe to you but its in the red-eye of the beholder. :D :D

 

you sure not the brown of the brown eye of the beholder

 

you sure not the brown eye of the beholder

 

It's red when you're done with it right

 

i dont know, dont inspect it afterwards, I just want a sandwich.

 

Do you make Amber get up and make you one...... .....

 

nah, i usually want a sandwich, but cant get the energy to go down stairs to get one, so i never really get a sandwich.

 

"Whys my keyboard upside down again?"

 

we should do a D&S joke thread.

 

Start one

 

 

The best......
Its like when you go to subway and spend $7 on a sandwich. You could have made a PB&J for about $.30 but you don't want to DIY and you're hungry.

Feed your Scion.


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