Turkey??

see i had this turkey that i was rasing for a year so i can eat him up today... well yesterday we tried to catch him to kill him so we can have him for dinner, but man that thing is fast for being 40+lbs... well after 2 hrs of running around the backyard we thought he deserved to live another year so we went to HEB and bought a 25lb turkey... turns out this morning we go to feed him and he chokes on a piece of food and he dies... well i got a 40lb dead turkey in my backyard and i wanna know who wants him....

let me know guys!!






j/k

Happy Thanksgiving to All!!

 

wow dude.

thats all i got to say about that

 

lol

 

mmk...

 

lol wow how bored are you?

 

I actually thought you were serious! Funny stuff man...

 

very very bored... i was sitting here at work for like 35 min not doing anything... haha and thought i might as well share a story with you guys

 

you sick sick man. how could you joke about something like that.

i was already getting things started on a candle light vigil.

 

dude lighting ur oven is not the same thing as lighting a candle

 

my oven has an electric pilot light dude.

i was talking about the propane burner outside.

40 lbs huh..i think im gonna need a bigger pot and more peanut oil. deep fry that bish

 

i want to try a fried turkey next year

 

they are really good. my uncle does it once in a while. at first it wasnt so good since he didnt really know what he was doing but he has perfected it. they type of oil and temp to the amount of time. its really juicy.

 

mmmm juicy birds... oh well see all these posts would've increased our number of posts in our thread... now we got 2 threads lmao

 

we used to raise turks and chickens

 

i love turkeys... they go gobble gobble

 

they are dumb tho they will drown in the rain because they just keep staring up at the sky and the rain fills up there beak u gotta have a roof over they head

 

a 40 pound turkey?
i gotta see a pic of that.
what the heck you been feeding that bird?
40 pounds???lucky he didnt catch you!!!! lol

 

lol steroid hormone beast turkey ftw

 

for real?

man what didnt that bird eat? i'd take a pic of his dead corpse but he even ate my camera

x2...

 

lmao!!! right on!!