Dear Sprint,

I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. How dare you lie and say I would get a $100 rebate on the new phone purchase/contract. How dare you make me have to speak to people from India who don't know what I'm talking about? You have lousy reception and my phone blows. The phone wouldn't blow as much if I would of gotten that $100 rebate. I look forward to never being your customer again someday.

Dear Father,

Yes, I get a little annoyed when you act as if I don't know what I'm talking about when it comes to the internet. The government didn't put an official "Where's George" stamp on your $5 bill. I realize that you went to that website on the internets you just got a few weeks ago and somehow it led you to **** but if the government was to put an official stamp on federal money, it surely wouldn't lead you to a **** site. I know "Wheresgeorge.com" was not written on the $5 bill and it looks all professional but believe me, it's a regular stamp that some civilian put on there.

Yes, I am not shocked or floored that you found "Double X" **** on your internets. Please don't say it over and over to try and get a better shocked reaction from me.

Dear Oldest Son,

You're SO going to have to get better at lying if you're gonna lie to me. Dude, seriously... I saw you hit your brother. You really are going to attempt to convince me I didn't see what I saw? Dude?

Any of you have letters to write?

 

That sucks Jenna, I've lost $ thanks to Sprint too! 1 year left on my 2 year contract and then time to find a new home for my 5 lines.

Your dad should try ww.whitehouse.com (Don't really go here) I hear it is the official web site for the whit house.

 

LOL, my old computer teacher at EvCC said that she was typing in a web address as an example to some of her colleagues (this early internet days) when teaching them about the internet and went to that website, lol.

And if my father is shocked with the "Double X" **** he found, he'll be extra shocked when I show him his first Goatse and Tubgirl.

Nobody else has letters to write?

 

pfftt you think the lack of 100$ rebate is bad .... read on cnn.com where some father died just before xmas... and daughter went to have him removed from the plan.... they wanted to charge them the early term fee or make the family pay thru rest of contract ending later this year because before death he recently upgraded his phone....

as a concesion they offered to lower his part from 20 to 10 a month till the contract expired

 

Dear ScionLife Members,

Please write a letter. Surely you all aren't happy and content with every single aspect in your life, right?

Dear Kekai,

That's awful. The daughter probably had to have this whole conversation with someone in a different country too. That's what was making me really frustrated... they haven't any idea what I'm talking about because I'm guessing they don't normally either buy cell phones or buy them with rebates. All they would tell me is that I would qualify for a $75 rebate on my next phone a year from now because that's all their script said.

 

Dear Jenna,

get rid of sprint and go to ATT/ Cingular. I have never had a problem with them and signal is sweet!

I have been drinking tonight, so I don't know if my advice should be followed.

 

Jenna, if you want out of your Sprint contract NOW, you can do it with no ETF until the 30th of the month because of the changes they unilaterally made effective 01-01-08.

Learn how to ask fot it first or many of the CSRs will stonewall you.

Here's a thread about it...

http://www.sprintusers.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=149327

Hope you have a lot of time to read it.

(The mail in rebates are run by another company, a contractor to Sprint, and they make errors. I had to fight for my recent rebate after they denied it. I wrote them and it took about 48 hours for them to back down.)

Also, Sprint has their own customer forums where you can (politely) ask questions, get answers, and get some things reffered and taken care of: http://BuzzAboutWireless.com

Tom

 

BTW, I got my $100 rebate from ATT without any hassle.

 

Holy crap Tomas, I may just start to like you again! I will read that tonight and definitely try and get out of that contract. Thank you so, so very much for that link!

And this thread's a flop. It wasn't supposed to be about me but about everybody. You all fail.

 

Dear Progressive insurance,
How dare you charge me $350/month on a '97 Taurus in 2003, the car was frickin' 6years old, with nothing on my record(at the time)! How do you guys sleep @ night?! I hope you all have kids, have them all get grandma cars and have to have them pay tons of money, and have you say, "Well thats just not fair!" Then have an instant of clarity thinking, hey we charge a lot of money for car insurance, maybe we shouldn't charge as much....nah I need to keep gouging our FORMER customers exorbinate amounts of money to feed my/our pork bellies ha ha ha!

Either way we have switched to USAA and I now pay LESS THAN HALF OF WHAT I PAYED TO YOU __________ PER MONTH. I hope this does not find you well and you get termites in your classic wooden yacht you putz.

Erik K Ziegler

(Hope this helps Jenna)

 

Dear Erik,

Thank you. You do NOT fail.

 

Thanks Jenna that makes me happy!


^ Not me

 

Dear Snap-on tools.............please change your name so the web site strapon toys.com........you get the picture stops sendingme offers to buy their tools.........man a typo can be horrifiing..........you would think a guy could shop for a ratchet after a few beers have a typo and not have to explain to his wife about that cookie........LOL.........j/k........but it is a funny story..........

 

BZinn1... lolol

Tomas, I got to page four and then skipped around a bit. I read that if you paid your bill, you've accepted the terms. I paid my bill somewhere around Christmas... do you know if that ineed disqualifies me from getting out of the contract?

 

you should have heard the panic in the poor girls voice at the verizon store when we asked about that same kind of situation before we renewed my moms plan.
I have never seen some one choose their words so carefully before. you could see her think through each sentence before she would say it.

 

^ As well they should, what heartless bungholes

 

Jenna, Start on page 40 of that thread - by then we've got it fairly well sorted out.

On 01-01-08 there was a "material change to the agreement" and you need to call *2 and say "cancel" to the auto-attendant to get to "retentions" or "account services" and use those words when asking to cancel or port out your service wit no ETF.

Don't let them BS you, the material change affects all Sprint customers, and as a materially adverse change to the contract allows you to leave with no ETF.

If you wish to port you number Sprint will pro-rate your bill to the date the number ports to another carrier. If you just cancel, they willcontinur your service to the end of this bill cycle.

When there is a material change to the agreement there is a 30 day "window" to leave with no ETF - in other words you can leave between 01-01-08 and 01-31-08 with no ETF.

If you can't convince a service rep, e-mail eCare or call Exec Services.

You have 26 days to get out from under for free and the clock is running. Getting the info together and DOING it is worth $200 to you, right?

Pay attention to Dan and I in that thread...

Good luck.

 

i am so glad I get my phone for dirt cheap through work...........they almost pay for it in full since I use it daily for work..........sounds like sheer torture to have to goto page 40 to figure it all out.............my attention span is like a 3 page pamplet type............man 40 pages...........ouch.

 

Dear Bank of America,

I would like to understand why I bothered to pay you. Here I am running my credit report like a big ol grown up and I find that I still have "bad debt" that is sitting in collections from an account I paid off over a year ago.

I would ALSO like to know how the heck you guys find it physically possible for me to be in Kansas and Washington at the same time spending money from my account, since I am obviously NOT in Kansas I would apreciate if you didn't let Douchey McDouchenstein spend all of my money for rent and over draw my account while they are at it AND how the he!l do you just let an account overdraft over 200 dollars? Are you freaking kidding me? How about if theres no money in there the aforementioned McDouche should not be able to spend my non existent money. I would also like to know why when listening to my recent account activity there are 3 over draft charges PER overdrawn item. At 35 dollars a pop these start to add up.

Bank of America, kindly blow it out your a$s.

And

Dear cat, please stop meowing outside of my door at 2 am every day or I will take you to the pound.

And

Dear Suck A$s apartment managers,
I asked you kindly to replace the light in the courtyard over a month ago. Now lets not even bother going in to the domestic violence dispute, the guy getting shot by the cops thirty feet from my window, one of our cars getting broken into, our dumpster being set on fire, the loud parties across the way, the neighbor who doesn't pick up their own dogs poo, and the idiots that park in the fire lane every day I just want the damned light replaced so when I leave for work at 4:30 in the freaking morning I don't have to worry about drug dealer or McDouche running off the trail and stealing my purse, or my car getting broken in to because none of the lights work or HEY MAYBE I really don't LIKE spraining my ankle on that hole. For gods sake do your freaking jobs. AND stop parking in the spots that are reserved for future residents no flipping wonder you guys don't enforce the rules you guys don't even LISTEN to them. I hate you, I hate you so so so so much and I am very tired of paying you.

And

Dear Boss Nathan and Coworker Ben

Die, I hate you both.


With all the love i can muster
Alexandra Steinbach.

 

Well are you all ready?

Dear Boiseauctioneer,

Stop being suck a douchbag, and just point and click and give my $80 back. I do have people in your area that are getting me the addresses of every Musser in the Boise area so I can ask your parents and relitives for my money back. You don't really want mommy to give you a spanking you 20YO pile O crap.

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Dear Premera Blue Cross,

Why do I need to fill out a long winded accident report on an incedent that happen back in September? I was ridding a 4 wheeler in the dust and sun to fast, missed a turn and went flying and stopped myself with my shoulder. My fault, my bad.
Why should I have to give YOU my insurance info and the name of the persons quad I was riding and there info. Just pay the $300 for the meds, $2 sling, x-ray and shut the F-up. I pay you that much a month anyway.
No wunder you buildings are so huge and plush, and all of the top executives drive expensive cars and live in huge houses. Because you are screwing the average american every minute. No wunder the economy is goin to Ish in a hand basket. You charge so much for your sevice that only gets used once a year.
And with inflation going up as fast as it is with cost of living soaring how can a person afford $2000 a month in bills just to :Drive to work, be healthy enough to go to work, afford gas to get to work, be insured on there way to work, feed themselves at work and after, and have a place to live after work to wake up and do it again.

Dear Mail Person

Why did you have to hose my dog down with mase when he was a puppy? This dog has nothing but love for every one and never stopped waging his tail. Thanks to you and you hateful attitude (and yes we spoke a while back before I had the dog and you were an angry man then) my dog no longer likes anyone in a uniform. He has never had an angry moment in his short life until his eye were bumbarded with a flaming hot liquid made of the hottest things known to man, For what because you were having a bad day.
Now I have to go outside befor the dog and scope the seen to see if there is any possibility you or any other uniformed individual might be around be for he can go outside to pee. You could ask all of the neighbors around us (all of which love the dog), All of the people that came over for parties and poker tourneys, and just anyone that has met the dog how kind and loving he is. Most complaints are because he licks them to much oh and his farts stink real bad.

So if I ever see you reach into your pocket for that can of hate I will take it from you shine it up all pretty turn it sidways and shove it up your pansy a$$. Also if you ever try to complain to the attorities about the dog I will sew your ___ for making him that way you angry bitter little troll.



Wow that feels good thank you Jenna for starting the ranting letter [/b]