First thing I thought when scrolling down.... holy cow what is that lady doing to that dog.

upon closer inspection there is no perversion involved whatsoever.... I'm just sick apparently.

 

Burx I was gonna say sick the dog on Boise but maybe better get the mailman to do it! What an A, I would have had his job!

 

Here are two dear letters for me:

Dear Washington Mutual

How dare you fine a customer nearly 900 bucks of overdraft charges, on an account that has been inactive for nearly six years. Not just kind of inactive, but holding a $0 balance for that exact amount of time. Why did you send a card for the account seven years later when cards expiration date is NEVER that long (at least through you wamu). How can an account go from $0 balance and rack up $900 dollars in overdraft charges without a RED FLAG going up about fraud? You guys called me one day, because I made a large purchase at a shop that I never usually go to (just ONE PURCHASE! and thats a no to all you SL members, it wasnt an adult store!). Also why after realizing what had happened, and was told that the same customer has been using a joint account with her husband, ironically married 6 years ago, that you thought you were doing a nice thing and eating 100 bucks of it.


Dear work,

Why is it taking you so long to put an offer on the table when my duties, and other employees are obvious indications that I will be staying there after my internship. I have created a new rehabilitation program that is being implemented on monday. Or 80% of the projects i have created are now being mandated reports for the programs that I work with! Or how about the extremely high reports from our clients about their desire to work with me only? Or how our personal program has become much more successful with me there! And this was all for free!

You know you want to offer a job, and I only have 100 more hours on my internship, I hope, and I am sure you hope that I see an offer soon!

P.S. My two direct supervisors and most of the clients doesn't want or believe "the team" should be broken up, and they sure as hell dont want me running to some far away land for my masters! That should be a sign! Now get going with that pen!!!!

 

Dear Haters and Non-Believers,

1.) I do not live off my parents. Yes, I work for them 40-60 hours per week - and I have since I was 16. Yes, I dropped out of college to run their company. No, I do not take a salary, and have never done so.

2.) Everything I own I purchased myself. There is something called drive that some people possess. I work side jobs, hustle parts and equipment, and do whatever else it takes to earn money.

3.) Yes I paid for the R32 myself.

Dear Life,

Please stop pooping on me for my hard work. I am overworked, underpaid, and could use a constant drip of Starbucks directly inserted into my arm. Please allow me to think freely without a constant cluster migraine.

With Love,

William

 

Will I still you!

 

Dear neighbor,

why do you let your dog roam the neighborhood and poop in everyones yard? why does it have a basketball sized tumor on its side? why do you drive a milk truck with no milk? why dammit why??!!??

 

Dear cat,

You are going to the pound, I hate you.

Dear downstairs neighbor,

Look _______ you have been coughing for the last 6 months go to a doctor. You cough so much in the middle of the night it wakes me up and KEEPS me up at 3 am. Get some Ricola or something PLEASE for all of our sanity.

Dear so called friends,

If you want to be the ones to tell me I can't do it then believe that I will no longer consider you my friend.

 

Dear Neighbor,
I dont mind the drive by bass music as you come and go.... but parking in your driveway for 1hr+ bumping away to your mexi-bass is kinda of annoying.... almost as annoying as the random trash you seem to let blow into my yard...

Dear Oliver (our dog)
QUIT POOPING IN THE REC ROOM... you didnt poop in the inlaws house you stayed at for 6+months...WTF do you keep pooping in ours....and quit eating the cat food, and cat litter you dumb SH** worthless furball... and quit jumpin on the bed at night !!

 

oh man this one just happened...

dear Chase

why did you f**k up my payment transaction? my balance is NOT $5480. not even close. and i make my payments on time every month so you better not report that i make late payments. screw you chase, i hate you!

 

^^ *2

 

Dear people with bad pets,

I am hungry. That is all.

 

Dear Jeff:

Please learn the proper methods of the urinal. And more importantly, please have better aim. I find it too much of a challenge attempting to stand in an awkward stance to avoid that little yellow puddle you left me on the floor beneath. And the random pubic hair that is laying around the rim, waiting to fall down onto my shoe so desperately avoiding that puddle. Not to mention when, on the rare occassion, you do happen to pee in the urinal, you don't flush. I know it's you. We're the only two guys on this side of the building.

Thanks.



Man, that felt good.

 

Dear Tu...

ROTFLMAO....

Dear HR guy,
makes ya wonder about some people huh??

 

Dear Tu........... there is a Calico that the neighbor keeps leaving out all night and it just sits on my door step and howls...........can you offer a seasoning that goes well...........

 

Dear Kekai,

Mexi-bass... that is hilarious.

Dear Tomas,

I do want out of the contract and will think about starting at page 40 and doing as you said. I do usually enjoy having phone squabbles with customer service reps but I'm just not feeling it at the moment which isn't good... the cut off time is either tonight or by midnight tomorrow. And the bit about paying your bill being an acceptance of the new terms... I'd hate to get on the phone, all fired up, just to be told that.

I still hate Sprint for that rebate they're refusing to give me and there is a slight chance I can get better reception where I'm at, I just need to find myself someone's old Sprint phone (with an external antenna port) and sell the MotoQ.

God, I really should call them. I might actually get someone who'll do it without much of a fight. Ugh.

Dear Pork Shoulder Roast,

Hurry the hell up and cook already.

 

Hell Tu I'll pay you to take the stupid cat.

 

Jenna, whether you've used the service or paid them after 01-01-08, the 30 day window to bail out still exists.

If you don't bail withing that first 30 days, your use of payment THEN counts as acceptance.

You still have a chance.

 

Tomas...

I think I'm date confused. First, I was thinking 1-8-08 was the deadline (probably was 1-1-08 the whole time... I'm just bein' dumb). But now... ? It'd make sense that the 30 days started on the 1st, what I think you're saying.

I think all I need is a few days to muster enough umph in me to call them.

I'll check back here later tonight or tomorrow to see for sure what the dates are or check that thread again.

 

The escape window is open 01-01-08 to 01-31-08.

 

bahahaha