Dear Seattle Times,

God, I'm happy to no longer work for you. But, how dare you replace me with Jason, the schizophrenic douche who threatened and scared the crap out of me over a delusion that I stole tips from him? Gee, before *I* even had a problem with him, just about everybody else had. I'm insulted that you would invite him back into the work place after all that. Just a tad insulted and sick to my stomach.

From your blissfully jobless ex-employee,

Jenna

 

Dear corporate beuroCRAPPY:

I have begged and pleaded w/ several of the people that work for your respective companies to at least give a yes or no by this last Monday on a few things, and it seems that even a simple...ok say it with me...YYYEEEESSSS.....NNNNOOOOO....good! That wasn't that hard was it? Seriously, I am not trying to be annoying but I need answers so I can go forward w/ plans, but no you would rather hold up things and CONTINUE to mess thing up in my world....*sigh*... ok last time...please, PLEASE, even if its a no, give me an answer today.... /rant

-Z-

 

Dear SL'ers
No other complaint than just wanted to bring up a good topic to read about other peoples issues..

thanks buh-bye

 

Dear Kekai......call me.........I am missign your wheels......... .........sorry it is all I had.........let me get a cold one and get the brain flowing good.

 

Dear Brian....
They may be yours sooner than you think.... lol
more info tomorrow...i hope

 

Dear gas companies:

Come on seriously?

kthxby

 

Dear fellow drivers,

Why the f'k are you too lazy to use your turn signals when changing lanes in front of me when the switch should be no more than 2in away from your hand? Why must you speed up to get in front of me only to slow down when you've gotten your prized spot? When I have my turn signal on for a good 10secs trying to move in to a lane doesn't mean that you race to close the gap between you and the car in front of you!! Oh, and wtf is up with talking on the cellphone and not doing the speed limit? Also, another thing is using the cellphone and smoking! Srsly, wtf?

kthxbuhbye

 

Agreed.........

 

I would love to put them on before sundays cruise........LOL.......I wanna feel pretty.........did i say that outloud.......sorry........

 

Dear ChelsDS,

In Washington State, since July 1, 2008, the fine for using a cell phone while driving without a “hands free” device starts at $124.00. (Traffic fines can be higher if the violation occurs in a construction zone.)

Details here: http://apps.leg.wa.gov/rcw/default.aspx?cite=46.61.667

You have a very similar new law in California...

Take care,
Tom

 

Dear Wenatchee Police,

I am very sorry that I parked my car at a Park and Ride with a sale sign on it. I carpool to work everyday(35 min away) and that is a good central area to meet my ride. I understand that it is illegal to advertise vehicles for sale in city parking lots, but I was using it for the sole purpose of carpooling. I sent in my ticket 2 weeks ago to get a court date so I can explain the situation, but I have heard nothing back. All I want is to not have to pay $250 for a silly parking ticket. That is all.

 

one more thing..

Dear Town Toyota/Scion

I am upset that you told me last Saturday that you guys had found an 08 tC Flint Mica 5-speed for me in Oregon, and that is was going to be here on Monday or Tuesday of this week. Monday rolled around and you informed me that the car was sold in Oregon before they could send it up here. Confusion starts...

You apologize that the car was sold and that there was mis-communication, and tell me you can find the color that I want somewhere near. Wrong. The ONLY car you can find for me is a Classic Silver that comes with the pedestal spoiler. I never really wanted that color, but I don't mind it at the same time.. and it seems to be the ONLY 5-speed you can find in Washington, Oregon, California, Idaho and Montana that wasn't Sizzling Crimson or Waveline Blue.

Ohhh waittt, you just found out a 5-Speed Flint Mica is coming into your dealership NEXT monday or Wednesday from the Port. Well I am happy I am getting the color I want.. not happy with the rollercoaster you have sent me through for the past week.

Now I am carless... anxiously awaiting the arrival of my tC.

 

That felt good.

 

^ wanted white/BSP personally but same thing...had silver, every other dealer had Black Cherry/Indigo ink...nothing against those colors just not my personal favie...and I needed a car...

 

Yeah, I originally wanted a 5-speed BSP. Well for the 08's they are near impossible to find now, so I went with Flint Mica which i still love. I know it's not their fault that other dealers weren't willing to trade their cars, but they assured me that I HAD the car from Oregon and everything. I just got off realll lucky to find out they have an 08 FM on the boat right now headed straight towards their dealership. I hope the ship doesn't pull a Titanic on me..

 

Yeah, it's common to have dealer transfers fall through. Even if the dealer that has the car says they will transfer it, if a paying customer walks in the door and wants it before it moves off the lot, they will sell it.

Happened to me when I got Vanilla, too.

 

yah, that was exactly what happened to me. But I have to respect my salesman for trying his hardest to find the exact car that I want. Sometimes it's just out of their control, and I understand that. This next week can't come any sooner

 

Dear Toyota Solara Driver,

So yesterday after visiting my Aunt in Maple Valley I decided to stop by the Safeway on Kent-Kangley in Kent to see if they have Fizzy Fruit because the previous night I saw it on Food Network and I wanted to try it. They didn't have it so I bought other stuff, payed, came back out to see your car... centimeters away from my...



COULD YOU LEARN HOW TO PARK YOUR CAR?!
I'd understand if you drove a huge SUV and couldn't see that well or something but you drive a TOYOTA SOLARA! It's not that much bigger than mine, and I left plenty of room in front of my spot FOR WHICH YOU TOOK!

HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU TO DRIVE INTO A PARKING SPOT AND STOP BEHIND THE LINE?!
The line is under your car!!!

I hope you enjoyed the note that I left for you,...
"Learn how to f*&%ing park!"
The note was a better way for me to voice my opinion to you rather than stay there and wait for you to come out.

I HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT DAY!

<3
Leslie

 

You are gonna fit right in........

 

Dude i had a guy in truck do that to me the other day.......he was like over the hood in the big 4x4........it was not cool.........how much of my space did he need.........the lot was like half empty........Dude........