Phone company getting cheapo "phone" service from some third-party low bidder? Damn, man, it's The Phone Company!!! They should be using their own service!

(That would NEVER have happened in the days of the old Bell System. We were the best in the world and took great pride in that.)

Anyway, if you forward anything to "random VPs", talk to me first and let me pull your posts out of this thread - and use as untraceable an e-mail address and IP as possible - like Hotmail from the local library...

 

Dear stupid co-worker-

You know that when a Dr is not credentialed with us we can not bill claims to medicare for that Dr.. You know that it has to go thru a process so we make sure that we have all of the correct paper work for him and for Medicare, and now you are just sending claims like there is no tomorrow making me have to do your work and mine.. I don't care that you just won your lawsuit and you have $50k coming your way DO YOUR JOB or GTFO!!!!

 

ahaha.... yeah i thought about that... i have a few complaints here about work ...that could be bad... lmao

i'm still nosing around to see who if any1 i could give a heads up on to... will let you know

 

Dear collections agency..........shame on you for callingme a SECOND time today........you are not to call more than once a day.......and when your own system says do not call this person as they do not owe us........Direct Tv owes you the money.........lets get it together down there.........

 

Ummmm Lawsuit?!?!?! FDCPA states they CAN NOT make contact with a debtor more than once per day.....and depends on if they are using a automatic dialer the computer can not read the notes on the account, they should put your account on hold OR pull your number out of the dialer

 

Dear Jerk Face in the 4runner:

What the heck is wrong with you? On a morning when it's pouring down rain you are gonna be all up on my rear like a hemrroid, then because I'm not racing down I-5 (I was going the speed limit) you think it's ok to turn on your high beams and honk your horn at me? and proceed to do this from Federal Way all the way to South Center JUST because I was not getting out of your way or goin 90mph on a wet freeway at 5:30am....WTF and of course I will admit I did pull up next to another car and matched their speed JUST to mess with you.....Yeah I shouldn't have done it but you don't have the right to think that I am going to move because you turned on your brights and want me to. And then when I go to get behind you to get your plate # you wanna slam on your brakes??? At that point I was so freaking mad I turned on my high beams (nedless to say his didn't hurt my eyes or bother me cause they are cheap old lights, and I am positive mine hurt his cause they are nice and bright...thank you exposed..lol) So needless to say once I got the plat number I got out of his lane and went on my merry way to work going the speed limit....But what is wrong with people? This Jerk face could have hit me cause of his impatience....grow up and slow down...

BTW dude I got you plate # and I WILL be calling the state patrol and I WILL find out who you are and you WILL reap the rewards of driving like a fool

 

^As long as you were not in the Left hand lane I totally agree with this...except the matching speed part ike you mentioned...

 

i got flashed for tailing a guy going 50 on a 55 on the left lane after i passed them =(

 

Dear Rib Cage

please stop hurting. I know tattooing the ribs is not the most glorious, but seriously its time to stop. I have tattoos on my back and shoulder, and they stopped griping that night, but im going on 24 hours of soreness and thats just lame!

 

Think that is bad I got a story about a Dragon tattoo that will really make you cringe......

Man when I look back on my life it is no wonder I am defective.......and weird.

 

Dear College,

you cost too much and are too much work to get in to. I dont want to write any more essays!

 

Hmmm all this talk about tat's is makin me want more and maybe the piercing I've been wanting....hmmmmm

 

Never been into tats (that was the wifey), piercings, on the other hand...

 

i had my share of piercings as well... but closed those up and moved onto piercings...

and please no horror stories, this is my third, but first is a sensitive area.

 

I have some tat's in sensitive areas...the pain will go away..aleve is your friend and take lots of it

 

its not THAT bad to take meds for it... more of an annoyance than anything else.

Shoot even for when i had my wisdom teeth removed i didnt take any meds... its just lame!

 

Try some nice Aha toro..........in fact come over with it when you get it and I will tell you about the Dragon.........

 

Dear God........

My brain is soggy......so this hot girl with big hooties comes into the office at my work last week........she looks familiar.......turns out she was an ex coworker who went to the power company to read meters........

So she is telling me how she misses my stories and brings up the Turkey story........WTF.......does anyone remember what my turkey story is.........she was way too hot to look stupid in front of so I laughed and said yeah that was a good one.....

Man.......WTF..........yes Cindy knows about my day.......I told her all about it.....even she does not remember the turkey story........but it must be a good one.....and with turkey day coming I want to remember it........

 

Geeze Brian I've heard alot of your stories an I'm sure I haven't hurd a Turkey one....I really wanna hear the Dragon one tho

 

The Dragon one is awsome.....defantly not PG-13 though.......but funny as hell.

It involves my friend Chuck's brother Jimmy but we call him Lion......he spent 45 out of the last 60 years locked up in prison....mostly SanQuenton.......

One of the itmes he was out he got really drunk and went to a local
China Town tattoo parlor......well the next day he wakes up screaming....seems he got a Dragon put on ......well you know.....

But that is not the end of the story.......but for another day.....LOL