Dear Mike........is she gone yet..........is she gone.........dude the party is on..........

 

Dear Brian
yeah I leave NEXT week.............n party all you want I just expect my house to still be standing upon my return...n Mike better not molest my washer n dryer! They don't like that

 

So it is cool if Brad and Larry and I mollest the pair then.........good times........lol


Plesae stay safe in the Mehico........and bring home some home land water.....

 

Brian I have Tequila on the top of my list of things to get....mainly for you and Cindy

 

I just love people who b!tch and moan about dont get a motorcycle...its not safe, but yet...Im gonna get my endorsement...I mean WTF???? are you fricken serious?? Oh and Mike.....Hit me up...I have plenty of things to tell ya!!

 

please bring back bottle of sin for me marked in thedonkey..............ask around.........lol.......we will keep Mike safe......probably end up feedin his butt daily......not htat I mind I love Mike......and you too......you guys are fun...........so did y9ou notice he looks like Yunieski Betancourt........really he does.....we can make money of this......lol

 

lol.. my parents dont even know i have it =P.... i dont even keep my bike at home and if they knew... i'd probably have to sell it =(

 

Aww yea when i told my parents they were like and where are u gunna keep this bike at hahaha... im still getting one o well!!!

 

Dear everyone,

I finally get my dream vacation. I just got my tickets today to spend two whole weeks in Germany August 12th through the 26th First and last stops Frankfurt to meet up with my long time girlfriend and in between? Rome, London, Paris, & Amsterdam. I'm fairly sure never in my life have I been so excited! YAY!

 

u lucky lil lady...i wish i could go back to germany

 

Amsterdam.... YAH.. make sure to have some fun there.. and make sure you hit up some of the FINE coffee shops they have there..

 

Frick yes I will

 

^^ he heee ^^

dear allie you lucky girl you!!!

 

I want to goto the coffee shops in Amsterdam.......not sure why mainly just to see good icky sticky again and know it is legal to enjoy in that coffee shop..........but alas after 14 years now not using it I would probably pass out in 5 minutes........lol

 

Dear King 5.......

Tahnks so much for running the 5 minute long piece tonight about How Dick's is the best burger place in Washington to goto.......

I so want a Dick's now...........5 convieniant locations.........Dick said they are gonna be here for a long time to come...........that is good to know.

 

Dear Tummy,

WHY THE FREAK DO YOU ALWAYS WANNA EAT ALL THE TIME????!!!!! OR EAT EXPENSIVELY, LIKE AT A BUFFET??????!!!!!

Why do you want;
1. to go try Spice Bay Buffet at Muckleshoot, seafood weekend. Yum.
2. tons and tons of sushi.
3. to eat an entire pistachio cake.
4. all you can eat Korean BBQ.
5. Olive Garden's seafood portofino and LOTS of breadsticks.
6. Popeye's fried chicken and sides.
7. a nice big bowl of pho with lots of tendon because it's fatty.
8. dim sum, when it's too late.
9. banana ice cream with cookie dough chunks from Coldstone.
10. a big giant lobster,.. GIANT one.

STOP BEING SO HUNGRY, TUMMY!!!!
Summer is right around the corner and I can't be having you all big and out there! Don't you understand? Why can't you just want a salad or something small?


<3 Leslie

BTW: I'm super hungry,.. and a fatass.
If anyone wants to feed me, please do. :D

 

Dear wife,
What on earth made you think it was a good idea to speed on Hwy 26 on the way to the beach? The first time I let you take my car out of town w/o supervision, and you get busted going 73 in a 55.
The sad part is that I'm not upset that you got a speeding ticket....I'm upset that you got cited for illegal tint and I can pay $250 to keep the tint or pay whatever it costs to get it removed. I looked up Oregon statute & it appears that all of my windows are illegaly tinted.
Ugh....We also just talked about this two night before too.

 

Dear Baby Daddy n new girlfriend,

LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!! You have no business contacting me whatsoever, there is no reason IF you are an adult to start calling me AFTER 10pm continuing up until 11:30pm, there is no reason to blame me for ANYTHING. N baby daddy you need to accept YOUR responsibility in how things played out and ADMIT your role in it and you might wanna start by telling your little gf the truth, but that will be hard for you because you can't seem to recognize the truth you lie so much. You giving her my # was not the brightest thing you have ever done and I am doing what I need to do now, I need to protect MY son the one I have NEVER abandoned! So both of you douche bags need to grow up and leave me alone! and little miss gf you need to know the facts before you start running your mouth because obviously you DON'T know what the He$@ you are talking about s*ank!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Dear Jenn........

You forgot to tell them...........

Smoooooth up inya Biotch...........walk on.

sucks that life is handing you a hassle right now.......remember what I said last night,the more you do nothign the harder they work at making themselves look like idiots.......it will work out for you.......your buddy Brian

 

Brian I blocked the # and so everytime I get a call it goes straight to my vm but this am I woke up to 5 new messages and last night I filed a police report so I am going to handle this the right way and not respond at all thank you for the advice I appriciate it and I am taking it