*You'll eat ice cream in the winter.
*It snows 5 inches, and you don't expect school to be cancelled.
*You'll wear flip flops every day of the year, regardless of the temperature.
*You have no accent at all, but can hear other people's. And then you make fun of them. <~ lol it's true!
*"Humid" is over 25%.
*Your sense of direction is: Toward the mountains and Away from the mountains.
*You say "the interstate" and everybody knows which one.
*You think that May is a totally normal month for a blizzard, and you grew up planning your halloween costumes around your coat.
*You know what the Continental Divide is.
*You don't think Coors beer is that big a deal.
*You went to Casa Bonita as a child.
*You bought your car from John Elway.
*You were tear gassed at college and you can't even remember why....something about football...
*You've gone off-roading in a vehicle that was never intended for such activities.
*You always know the elevation of where you are.
*You know that there are two kinds of Colorado Girls: those who shave, and those who don't.
*You wake up to a beautiful, 80 degree day and you wonder if it's going to snow tomorrow.
*You don't care that some company renamed it, the Broncos still play at Mile High.
*You get ____ed off when people confuse Colorado with Kansas,
Nebraska, Wyoming, or "one of those other big square states out west."
*When you hear that the Chiefs and the Raiders are having bad seasons, you laugh uncontrollably.
*Every movie theater has military and student discounts.
*Everybody wears jeans to church.
*You actually know that South Park is a real town.
*You know what Focus on the Family is, and you feel very stongly about it in one direction or another.
*You know what a "trust fund hippy" is, and you know its natural habitat is Boulder.
*You've made naked snow angels.
*You've been asked "so y'all from around here?" while on a ski lift by some random guy from Texas.
*You've laughed at a someone while on a ski lift because they were wearing a cowboy hat and jeans.
*Who cares that Six Flags bought it? It is and ALWAYS will be called Elitches.

Too funny. Someone sent this to me on email, and I had to share.

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I'm trying to think of a comeback...they're all taken

 

I know! They were too thorough....I couldn't think of much else to add either! ...at least not that was decent to say! LOL

 

you know your from colorado when"

"you are trying to legalize pot but outlaw smoking".

i just want to know were the hippies plan on smoking their dope. it confuses the hell out of me.