man...crap just keeps happening to my poor egg....first the bugs, now this...

I just got home from a get together with some friends, we sorta sat out on the street for a while and talked and now, here comes this guy. I dont really know him but hes big, and for some reason, he picks my poor car's hood to use as a seat. Now, I'm sitting in the driver seat, lights off, engine off, I'm just sitting there and I feel the entire car drop like 4 inches when he sits his ___ down on my car. I'm thinking "oh the humanity, what the hell is this going to do to my suspension?"

And then, I hear something CRACK. This guy weighed maybe 250 lbs, I'm not sure if he did any real harm to my car but that crack didnt sound good. I'm going to give my car a once over tommorrow morning. Anyone had this happen before? anyone know what i'm talking about?

 

who cares, you should have gotten outta your car, and yelled at his as. and -fyi- the toyota previa/estima is called the egg, the xA cannot be called the egg, the previa/estima has had it since 1991

 

woah, man thats rude, as far as your car and the noise, i dont know, but i think the big dude, uh...broke his manners..?yeah,dude how did you get him off?( sorry im no help to your question btw)

 

Yes..having a 250 lb. person sit on your hood is bad for the car. I would have flipped out. Even if he was a big mean guy and you were afraid of him, I would have still just asked nicely, like "Dude, could you please not sit on my car...thanks." If that doesn't work, there's always reverse.

 

Tazer.

 

Dude, I would have flipped out!

 

yeah... next time have that electic forcefield hooked up to the metal on your car. so that way he gets a little surprise the next time he thinks its a good idea to sit his big ol' butt on your hood

jon

 

You should've hit the horn, just a bit.

 

Man, that does sound bad....I think I'd have had to ask him to park his fat ___ somewhere else, like on something he is paying for...

Did he dent the hood? You might want to really give all the plastic stuff under the hood a close look... headlights, radiator, grille mounts....Just to be safe...

Next time you see him headed your way, point out there is a difference between a car and a lawn chair.

 

I don't care how big he was if it was my car I would have layed his ___ out on the sidewalk. Sitting on someones car is like spitting in thier face, it's rude and you just don't do it.

I would have also given the horn a little action too, since he was sitting right on it.

 

I looked over the car, looked under the hood, everything looks fine, I cant seem to locate the source of the crack I heard last night

I'm more worried over structural damage though, maybe he popped something loose inside

 

You need to take a shovel and pop something loose inside his head.

 

what a fatard, you shoulda honked at him and turn ur engine on to run him over

 

Surely he didn't break anything structural.....
Was the parking brake on??? If it wasn't up real tight, it might have just been the shoes....

 

I drive an automatic, does that make a difference? I'm really praying its something minor. it was in park, but the e-brake was not pulled

 

If you haven't noticed anything after a couple of days driving, I'd say there was no damage done...It could have just been a strut protesting where Fat Albert decided to park...