The Raccoon Incident (dont open if you dont like seeing dead varmits)

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Dec 18, 2010 | 10:52 PM

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The Raccoon Incident (dont open if you dont like seeing dead varmits)

Soooo to make a long story short, I hit a dead raccoon last night, couldn't avoid it at all. After I straddled the deceased raccoon I knew something was wrong right away, I switched lanes and felt a thump behind my seat...I continued on my way and everytime I switched lanes I heard and felt a thump...

I got to Sonic to meet up with some friends and looked under my box to notice there was 3/4 to a whole raccoon lodged under my box, we all got a good laugh out of the raccoons unfortunate demise (sadly) and an even harder laugh when I backed up to leave and the raccoon unlodged itself from under my car and laid motionless in the middle of Sonic.

heres a pic of the raccoon.

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Dec 18, 2010 | 11:14 PM

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nasty

Dec 18, 2010 | 11:19 PM

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nasty....
I remember hitting a dog or a boar not really sure it was night. Anyways had pieces of it hanging off my cars under body and my dog was acting strange trying to crawl under my car, so I looked under and nothing but pieces of flesh hanging down.

Dec 19, 2010 | 12:20 AM

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looks juicy........

lmao

Dec 19, 2010 | 12:22 AM

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looks like a good ol fashioned BBQ

Dec 19, 2010 | 12:35 AM

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That there done look good in a stew (Hillbilly voice)

Dec 19, 2010 | 12:41 AM

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thats enough to feed a village in ethiopia for weeks.

Dec 19, 2010 | 12:52 AM

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How dare you post this thread and not put nsfw in the title

Dec 28, 2010 | 07:46 AM

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Sure it's safe for work, it's not safe for children and small puppies.

Dec 30, 2010 | 12:32 AM

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Speaking of small puppies.... *points to picture*

Dec 30, 2010 | 04:12 AM

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Yummy!!Hot and fresh off the road

Dec 30, 2010 | 05:37 PM

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LOL, thats awesome.

I have had a piece of dillo armor lodged under my car for about 4yrs now, LOL

Dec 31, 2010 | 02:41 PM

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roadkill fillet

Dec 31, 2010 | 05:53 PM

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I chuckled.

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Dec 31, 2010 | 06:14 PM

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To make you feel better. Looks like something out of a cartoon. That thing got stiff within minutes. He has to bend/break his grill in order to get him out.