^Me too at school

Also, nice sig uncompiled

 

Was the TV shaped like a box..........or his head ??

 

i dont know what it is but the only people who comment nicely on my box (or comment at all for that matter) are people over 60 or kids under 12. Everyone else just walks around my car 5 or 6 times tryin to figure out what it is (no scion badges) its funny to watch them walk away frustrated.

 

Yeah. Yesterday I was across the street from my house, in the park, when a granny came riding by on a bicycle. She saw my xB in the driveway and slowed way down to check it out. Her head almost turned all the way around as she passed, and she nearly swerved off the street and into some bushes. Funny world.

 

Apparently young girls like the xB. One in our neighborhood told us she liked our "x Box". The next week, a different 9 year-old told us she liked our "Boxcar". What's that say about these cars? I guess they aren't macho, tire smoking Hummers!

 

So last night I decided to go eat a Big Mac after seeing that SubWay commercial where Jared shows how much of a p*ssy he is. I get there and I'm happy :D I order a Big Mac and pull up to the window and the woman working goes "Wow, I like your car" I say thanks and then she asks "Is this the Honda Element?" and I got angry I reply "No, it's a Scion xB, it's made by Toyota." She then says "Oooooohhhhhhh, is this a race car?" I start laughing and tell her no, then she asks "Well, do you ever race it?" Again I tell her no, then she said OK, shut the window and ran away. I get to the 2nd window and I'm happy again, but not as much and the 2nd woman says "So where do you race your car at?" Then the evil side came out :twisted: and I recited the F&F Quarter-Mile speech, grabbed my Big Mac, revved the engine up and peeled out.

I'm thinking of going up to the school during recess and paying a bunch of kids $5 a piece to beat up that kid who put my box down. The more I re-think what happened, the more I wish I would have thrown him through a window.

-Z