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Jul 8, 2008 | 11:45 AM

#801

Big_hungry

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I get sikon mostly. I have also heard scone, that honda thing, and
a hearse for midgets.

Jul 12, 2008 | 01:35 AM

#802

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Toyoa makes those

and anything that compares it with any Honda

Jul 27, 2008 | 12:15 AM

#803

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TokyoRaver

When I drove past a couple of cops during Biketoberfest, one of them yelled out, "Hey! You forgot to take your car outta the box!"

this one is funny

Aug 29, 2008 | 01:44 AM

#804

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A:"i know your jealous of my xb"

B: "no, im just to lazy to go to legoland and steal one"

Jan 15, 2009 | 07:37 PM

#805

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Randy__

A:"i know your jealous of my xb"

B: "no, im just to lazy to go to legoland and steal one"

Funny

Mar 13, 2009 | 02:36 AM

#806

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From: Hela Fass Dooo P.N. Dubya

"what's that thing run on, Strawberry douche?"

Mar 13, 2009 | 03:31 AM

#807

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Parked outside a bar next to a Hummer H3. The guy comes out and says that my xB looks like "Hummer ____!".

I told him the proper name was "Hummer recovery vehicle!"

Mar 13, 2009 | 03:17 PM

#808

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bearcave

Parked outside a bar next to a Hummer H3. The guy comes out and says that my xB looks like "Hummer poop!".

I told him the proper name was "Hummer recovery vehicle!"

you should have just told him your box was smaller than his gas tank

Mar 18, 2009 | 04:31 PM

#809

i_love_box_kun

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ikhonlord

Oh look honey is the:

"Honey I shrunk the Honda Element"

LOL....

:D

That's so funny!

I absolutely love my white xB, but when it comes time for kids, I think I'll get an Element (sorry!).

Mar 18, 2009 | 04:37 PM

#810

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Quote:

Originally Posted by i_love_box_kun

Quote:

Originally Posted by ikhonlord

Oh look honey is the:

"Honey I shrunk the Honda Element"

LOL....

:D

That's so funny!

I absolutely love my white xB, but when it comes time for kids, I think I'll get an Element (sorry!).

I have a 10 year old and a 12 year old..the box is plenty big..they love the room and also the fact that the rear windows roll all the way down

but then again..the B isnt our only car

Mar 27, 2009 | 05:44 PM

#811

whitej47

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My gf's mom calls it the xBox...both of which I hate

Sep 23, 2009 | 12:30 AM

#812

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My friend calls it MiniMe. She has a Flex

Sep 23, 2009 | 12:38 AM

#813

Tomas

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It really is amazing how much the Ford Flex looks like a Scion xB Classic on steroids.

Sep 23, 2009 | 12:46 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tomas

It really is amazing how much the Ford Flex looks like a Scion xB Classic on steroids.

True story.

Sep 25, 2009 | 01:55 AM

#815

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"LOOKS LIKE A HIPPIE VAN ! " to quote my uncle

Sep 25, 2009 | 04:00 AM

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From: What's in your Box...

if its a rockin.....

Sep 25, 2009 | 03:31 PM

#817

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Quote:

Originally Posted by shortbus_8

"LOOKS LIKE A HIPPIE VAN ! " to quote my uncle

I see my next paint scheme

Oct 1, 2009 | 08:43 PM

#818

MRI302

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When I first got my xB my wife came up with the best to date(5 years ago) when she said "It looks like a clown car....when you stop at a light how many jump out of the car?"

Oct 9, 2009 | 08:10 PM

#819

Pauly-FL

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Juice Box

I have the 2004 RS 1 - my niece took one look and called it a Juice Box.

My brother stated I was lucky to get 25mpg around town because my xB was basically a brick on 4 wheels.

Oct 9, 2009 | 09:48 PM

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