I hate when at night and I'm going to bed, I forget to turn my swag off and wake up the next morning covered in ladies.

 

YOU TOO?!

 

Why is it that my swagger always leaves me waking up with a bunch of dudes... oh wait... there were too many dicks on the dancefloor... (too many dicks) Too many boys, too many men, too many misters not enough sisters. Too much time on too many hands... not enough ladies, too many mans.

 

^^^ hhahaha.

 

Hey dude, what would we do without sermons -- we'd probably have to find are own way through life (and dealerships ). God knows, I'd never want to change anything at all on my xB2 before the warranty expired !

 

After having the water pump and two hub assemblies with wheel bearings replaced, along with a 3 hour diagnosis for a faulty turn signal flasher replacement, I don't want to own my xB2 when the extended warranty (service agreement) expires.

 

Glad someone appreciates my humor!

 

Hmm -- any possibility of your rim offsets causing the bearing damage? That's a known source of such problems. Any offset shift from OE changes the pressure vector on the bearings, and that in turn changes the bearing wear behavior. Generally speaking, the larger the offset difference from OE, the shorter life you can expect from the bearings.

 

^^^ out of my thread with this. i need help figuring out what to do with my elevated swag levels. I just got back from a cruise and i noticed i had my hands out the window going heeeeeyoooooo come on n LETSS GOOOOOOO.

 

Completely correct....running ridiculous offsets pretty much craps on the life of them. Now, I don't really know IF he is running crazy offsets, but still, offsets that deviate from the OEM spec will always shorten wheel bearing life.

 

im so sad i missed this joke....