^ i don't like to fly commercial

< dressing up as a chipendales dancer for halloween

v is strangely curious about that...

^ you are correct sir
< visualizing a chipmunk outfit with a bowtie
v doesn't dress up for halloween

^ Au contraire! I LOVE dressing up!
< still working on the costume
v wants to see it

^ I don't even know what it is...

< So why would I want to see it?

v Has "seen it"

^ duh, why do you think i hide the bushes outside her house all the time

< was only looking for owls in the bushes

v wants to join me?

^ That was YOU?!?!?!?

< will try to remember to close the drapes next time

v likes owls

^ thats why i was in the bushes

< was seeing a girl for two years...then someone stole my bioniculars

v stole my bioniculars

^ dont know what you're talking about

< Hey guys look at these new binoculars I got!

V I see you!!!

^^ pervert!

<< started using two arrows for dramatic effect

vv is impressed about my unique skills to customize anything.

^^ [childs voice] MY HERO

<< has stolen your idea

vv also has taken the idea

^^ 'cause I'm a lemming

<< often follows blindly

vv tired of being a trend setter

^ is right about trendsetting... those mini glowsticks got spendy
<speaking of glowsticks..*spit rinse spit repeat* they still taste bad when bit into
V wants the used glowstick :o

^ has no idea how long it took me to find one

< can not wait to get his used glowstick

v wants to come over and play

^ would love to, but I'm stuck at work :P

< selling cars in the rain sux

v will come hold my umbrella

^ if i still lived in Alexandria

< is bout to hit up biketoberfest here in the FLA down in Daytona Beach

v want to ride on a harley today

^ psychic???
< wishes could afford one
v might co-sign a loan for me to get one

^ that would be yo' mamma, not me.

<------<<< is a straight arrow

v :rofl:

^ :eyebrow:

< :ponder:

v :yawn:

^ indeed

< woke up at 11 am

v is happy for me traveling to Chile by myself for 2 months

^Has frigin heuvos!
<Drove from Cali to Flowda alone for the A.F.
v Is hopefully polite.

^is right... i can be polite..when awake
<is really tired 4hrs sleep in last 30+
V has had more than 4hrs sleep in last 30hrs

^ needs some coffee

< still tired from the 2,000+ mile trip to az

V is going to buy racing seats

^ well i was actually thinking about Katzkin, instead of new seats, but why not

< is dreaming about a Premium Two Tone (Black Carbon, and Blue Carbon Center) Katzkin interior. I hate it when i see an a mazing price for an item on SL, and don't ahve the money for it.

v also shares my hatred for great prices, and being poor

^^is right shares hatred for great prices and being poor

<<< isnt dreaming right now.. unless its a nightmare.. having to be at work bored

V wishes they had change for the old skool nickel peep show viewer

^^^ damn my last buffalo head nickel...oh well!

<<< never meant to use three arrows

vvv Is lactoseintolerant, and just ate ice Cream

^Does not know my lactose destroying ability
<Does indeed know he likes ben and jerry's fish food.
v will make comment about same brand ice cream.

^ must be one "chunky monkey"

< will work for beer

v also will make ice cream joke

^ ok, ice cream joke:

This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.
He has a hard time walking. He is hunched over.
He goes up to the counter and says, "Banana Split, please."
The lady at the counter replies, "Crushed nuts?"
The old man says, "No, Arthritis!"

< will work for bandwidth

v will continue with another joke...

^ i believe that beauty is only skin deep, but i dont intend to go much deeper

< thinks thhat i am a horrible human being and wants to take me out behind the building and whoop my asss

v thinks i need professional mental help

^ Correct...offroading in a xB? C'mon....get an element instead

< leaves in 1 week for Chile :)

v Is going to miss me since I'll be away for 2 months

^^^ buy me something

<<< will continue with a better joke, and not a quote from Larry the Cable Guy

Whats the same between a Chicken and a Grape?

There both purple, except for the Chicken!

vvv thinks my joke is so terrible it is funny.

^ i have tears running down my cheeks im laughing so hard

< honda? hmm, dont they make lawnmowers

v thinks we should go beat this kid for talking bad about LTCG, wants to go Git-r-done

^ doesnt care who you are, thats funny

< heh heh, I'm sorry Lord, bless the starving pigmies

V snorts pixie stix to get the day going.

^ yah - already on my third one (I like grape best)

< pixie stix and Gatorade .... yum!

v scares small chil'run

^^ but do the lil chil'run know they scare me more than i them??

<< needs some warranty love from vw

VV will give me some love but still wont fix my problem

^ come here tiger... :shock:

< Is actually a fan of Larry the Cable Guy (and all the Blue Collar Guys) but wouldn't call their various quotes, jokes.

V Will dress up as carrot top for halloween

^ heh heh

< I'm DIALING 1-800-CALL-ATT

V is shamed to be around me for the simple fact I know the 1-800-call-att thing

^ the ATT thing is a monopoly game

< is calling Janelle to beg her to take out Zach or dump him one or the other

v Lends me his ATT calling card

^^ is wrong.. i work for a Competiter of AT&T so no AT&T card for u

<< is gonna call 1-800-mixalot

VV wants to be "swap meet louie" for halloween

^ good idea

< is jealous of ^^^^ and he's knows why

V thinks I would look better dressed as 'Manwhich'

^^ ummm, a manwhich? that means you would need to guys or girls on either side correct? not gonna go there...

<< hey scifly? do you have alterior motives for janelle dumping Zack?? also not gonna go there

vv ummmm, Insert witty reply here:__________________________________________

^ ....so I said, next time try wearing five gold necklaces!

< thinks I'm funny

V doesnt

^ nobody is at 9:30 am
< raises killer bunnies
v dosnt drive an xB like the rest of this page

^ too right... still rolling my Celica :P
< wants gnocchi
v thinks I said a dirty word

^ thinks ur hungry and another bored scion dealer
< is having a great back-end month at work
V thinks im a porn star now ;o)

^^ thought i recognized you from .... :doh:

<< thinks i said to much

VV is the one who rented the porn tape :P

< oh crap late fees, I forgot I rented that

< Is still jealous of ^^^^^^^^

V needs to blow something up

^Indubidably
< Has a large vocabulary, but can't spell to save his life
vWill use a big word

^ antidisestablishmentarianism
< hurt my finger typing that
v will kiss it and make it better

^Girlfriend will kill me if I do
<Does'nt have a bigger word than that (but does owe an appology for the name relation the other day, sorry)
v Hopefully will forgive me? :D

^ You are so forgiven
< wish he got to kiss Rose's finger :pray: :rofl:
v Will start off with a tougue twister :come:

^ A Big black bug bit a big black bear, and the big black bear bled blood. ( and thanks :blush: )

< I love tomato soup and grilled cheese

V made you hungry

^made me puke

< hates tomatos, especially in soup form (just joking, but come on, clam chowder!)

v is allegric to shellfish

^ yup

< is goin to taco bell for some din din

v will say somethhing bad about wal mart, and will pay with their life

^ Wal-Mart isn't on Guam (thats bad)

< 1 year 8 months and 12 days since I have been to Wal-Mart

v is crying about not having a wal-mart on gaum

^^ is wrong, i'm boycotting walmart cuz they had xmas stuff for sale in august

<< thinks that except for craft stores shouldnt be allowed to display or sell xmas stuff till at least the same week as thanksgiving...if not day after

VV will agree with me about when xmas stuff should be onsale

^^^I disagree
<<hates that walmart is always packed
vv loves that walmart is always packed

^ oh yeah, thats when you meets the women...

< loves the walmart no matter what day it is, what time it is, or what the weather is like

v will break the Scion Dynasty chain

^ i have bolt cutters will that work?

< yeah i remeber meeting women in Wal-Mart... the best section, the magazine aisle... HA HA HA how i met my first GF.

v has a swimming pool filled with jello

^ chocolate pudding actually

< < love the WAL * MART

V thinks they'll take over the world today, just for something to do.

^ WalMartaholic
< Read through many post, still couldn't figure out the game, had to go to first page
v more clueless than I am

^ nope, been doing this way too long

< is glad to see that ^^^^ is now SCIKOTIC!!!

v also wants to be SCIKOTIC, and knows that the SCIKOTICS will rule the world
:gun:

^^ is right.. .may just start my own scikotic chapter..

<< may start a quest to see how many different clubs i can join at once

VV will disagree with my possible quest

^ can be Scikotic, after a shot of vodka and a spanish prostitute

< more like an unofficial member of Scikotics, still working that out

v wants to be Scikotic too, or just doesn't know it yet

^ sez he

< is powerless to resist blowing Bushes

v knows a hurricane joke when he hears Sci whine like a Wilma

^ hahahahhahahaha I dont think I get it

< just ate crappy TV dinner macaronie and cheese because some at the office gave it to me and said if I didnt eat something they felt like I was going to stab someone in the eyeball

V It PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS HEAD

^ its rubbin it in

< Hi im Don and im addicted to the wal mart

v is sick of hearing the word wal mart in this thread

^ "Hi I'm Don and I'm addicted to Wal-Mart"....most rednecks are....lol...j/k

< Hates Wal-Mart with an undying passion...although you will find me in there from time to time

v Is a Wal-Mart Rollback enthusiast

^ has no idea

< wishes to make sweet love to the little yellow guy, for being just that damn awesome

v threesome?

^ um, no but ^ has a cool brush guard. I'm jealous
< has plans, big plans......very big plans
V thinks kimchi is awesome

^ are you kidding? It's the perfect food!
< wants kimchi soup now
v never experienced tho joy of kimchi

^^is wrong has expeirenced the psuedo joy of kimchi
<< has little glass box that says "incase of kimchi emergency break glass" and inside is a gas mask
VV prefers ludafisk over kimchi

^ knows foods I never eat these days

< have only Oreos and stale crackers for lunch

v want a cracker? Ask redneck!

^^ I'll pass... thanks

<< Wants a Panera italian combo sandwich

VV Is a hot girl that will bring me one?!

^ that sounds very good... might go and get one tonight... There chai tea is good too..


< wants to go to Panera thanks to the dude before her..

v would like to join me and brent...

^^ lives near me

<< suprised that a hot girl actually did post after my last post!

VV thinks im lonely and is right :o(

^ Would love to as long as there is no pork in it and you buy my plane ticket. Sounds delicious!

< is tired of people yelling at him here on SL, but doesnt want to stab any one in the eye today!!

V eats live bugs for dollar bills

^ never have never will

< strips for my dollars, thank you very much

v has a thong with an elephant trunk on the front

^^ stole my thong
<< does have an elephant trunk up front though
VV never forgets an elephant... err, hold on....damn-it!

^ knows three elephants personally, they play poker with me on Tuesdays

< needs to scoop elephant poop out of the game room

V likes to make sculptures out of elephant poop

^ nah... i just make can sculptures... i was even on the front page of the newspaper for it last sunday...

< wants to find a good date for the weekend... i have off until Wednesday. haha fun.

v would love to travel to Hagerstown and go out with me..

^^ didnt kno haggerstown had any attractions

<< wishes he had off untill wednesday

VV thinks haggerstown is "whats up"

^^ whoopty whoop hagistown...er haggerstown

< is off for two whole days in 5 minutes!

V offers me a blue pill or a red pill

^ gives the red pill

< takes the blue pill, and is feeling woozy

v needs to catch me

^ i hope i can support ya

< Hagerstown only attraction mainly is the outlets.. where i work.. Feel free to visit tomorrow 2-9

v Wishes they could come and visit me tomorrow..

^^ yes i do... 2-9 what store??

<< lives on Guam, for our date, i'd take you to the mall...

vv will fly me out so i can take sweetmaryland on the date of her dreams!

^^ Is jealouse of the east coast

<< cant spell

VV will make fun of my 3rd grade spelling ability

^ i aint nvur lurnd huw to speal korctly aund louk aut whur i am nouw

< wishes that he still lived in germantown md. would be in hagerstown in no time

v has put together my username with the way i spelled my first response to figure out why i havent died in a freak fireworks acccident yet

^ oh i get it... ya'll lax here, we gonna go fire us ups some bottle rockets.. (BOOOM!!) never light matches around your trailers propane tank!

< is bidding on a CF hatch on Ebay for .99 cents (and is wining, auction ends in 2 days!)

v will outbid on me, and force me to lay the smack down on them

^ bidding on a CF Snatch Hatch

< has not much interest in that accessory

v Iron Maiden fan with bid sniper program aimed WeeMan's way

^ lets see, how much should i put down so that i can throughly screw him

< really doesnt want a cf hatch, but enjoys watching people go through the pain of loosing an ebay auction

v will outbid me, you prick

^ considering my dad doesnt have a xB no sorry

<lives in a town that has been talked about and is amazed that people know where it is in the first place

v doesn't know where Hagerstown is and doesnt want to know either.

^ true... but if there are cute girls like you there...maybe i would like to know

< dammit! hatch is up to 10 bux now. (not bad knowing it is a 600++ hatch, but i wanted to buy it for .99)

v outbid me (you b@stard!)

^ actually, no just kidding

< is dressed like the ultimate redneck for halloween

V thinks I'm cute

^ thanks your BOX is cute, not you!! though cute isnt a word I would use :rofl:

< still wishing tat # 7 would friggin heal already

v thinking about what to eat

^ just got finished a meatball sub from rockys

< needs new sneakers

v will suggest a type to get.

^^sugests spam and rice :)

<< is it 630pm pst yet?

VV has a time machine but wont share:(

^ Dude, Jesus was a PIMP! that water to wine thing...whoah, helluvaparty!

< There is a contest on Guam, that if you buy a Gallon of gas you can enter to win a 50lb bag of rice, and a case of Spam. Also when i bought my box, their "gift Bag" included a can of spam... (i wish i were lying)

v loves spam

^ is mistaken, I dont eat pork.

< Not Jewish, just doesnt eat pork.

V Thinks, SWEETMARYLAND should get Adidas Shell Toes

^^ for you or herself??

<< its still not 6pm yet :(

VV may not like regular spam.. but they got "turkey" spam

^ is spam even pork? and does turkey spam have any turkey in it?

< is watching Laguna Beach (and getting stupider by the minute)

V feels my pain

^ :rofl:

< spam spam spam spam spam spam i loves my spam,

v thinks that im nuts because i went today and signed all the papers to trade my box in on a tc

^Hell Yeah!
<thinks tC's outnumber xB's in SD Orlando
vwishes xA's did

^ again, :rofl:

< is gonna have the same car as you, provided it comes in, but dont tell anyone carlos

v wants to buy some tein s techs, injen ram air, injen white engine cover, shifter knob, and other misc parts from my xb

^ actually yes i do... you sellin yet?

< trying to install my CF front Grille w/ halo Lights... maybe i'll just install the lights tomorrow..

v will donate money so i can but rednecks stuff the "WeeMan Foundation" its the peteyd foundation under new management....tax write off...

^ that is the best midnight snack EVER... lol. actually i dont know if i have tried that

< got some new kswiss tonight and got them a lil bit dirty from just working.. i got some cute comfy jeans and pants tongiht also.

v wants to go shopping now.

^ road trip once i get the tc

< ah good, i needed some new clothes...and shoes, wait haggerstown, good, i need some more faberware tooo

v knows what faberware is

^sadly i do

< has a headache

v will go on the road trip with the redneck. lol

^ is scared about the upcoming roadtrip, but at least we'll have some real raod trip food...

< Loves his Jerky...prides himself with the fact he has had almost all kinds of jerky...beef, deer, ostrich, buffalo, aligator, turkey(yuck), etc etc...

V makes homemade jerky, and will send some to me

^ Just ran out..will make some more later
< Just woke up
v Just won the lottery, and will send me some to mod my xa

^ not until i'm finished with mine buddy

< have been working on winning that lottery for years

v hopefully another xA owner

^ my wife is buying one in the next months. We're jsut waitint to see the next RS color for the xA

< had a 'quadzilla' mocha this morning. 4 shots of espresso, 4 shot B-52 syrup and chocolate syrup. I'll be awake till March

V thinks Lawton Oklahoma is a cool place, especially if you grew up for four years there..... sigh.....

^ no Yucca Valley california is a great place (where i grew up)

< lives on guam now, which is even better than Yucca..(replace all the desert with water, and bam, you have Guam)

v doesn't know what guam is.

^ isnt that the coffee place

< really is ____ed right now because suntrust turned down theh loan for his tc, which means im stuck with this box

v still on for a road trip in 3 weeks! you comin

^ no, I gotta work

< had a meatball grinder from east coasts

V has a secret collection of earned Mardi Gras beads

^ yes i do. shhh, those guys were drunk i just had to tell them i was a chick who flashe dmy boobs. (but i didn't)

< uses them as river beads, for the same purpose!!! GGW!

V if it is redneck...will still sell me his xb stuff

^ Who you calling redneck?

< now wants to go to Guam just to see what its like

V Knows about the Willow Tree Chicken salad

^ sure, it's a chicken salad served under a willow tree right? :P

< has had a little too much skyy to be trying to do this right now.

v would like to come and share the skyy with me so i'm getting drunk alone

^ Skyy? wuss, get some jack already, and do shots

< drinks like a man

v hands me a margarita

^ here you go...wait a sec ID please...DENIED!

< Drink Margarita Himself...drinkin age on Guam 18 baby!!! HELL YEAH

v Really want to go to Guam now

^Gave a Margarita to a guy who "drinks like a man"?

< Has a shot of Don Julio

v Wishes they had one...

^ Me too
< I have some Henn Dawg and Red Bull
v Probally has a sock behind their drivers side seat, nicknamed "crusty"

^ actually, I have the Pets.com sock behind my drivers seat. He's hiding and we actually like to call him 'drunky'

< brass drunky, tha drunky monkey

V a hip hop, hip it to tha hip hop and dont stop to walk or I'll stir fry you in my wok with a pinch to the neck like Mr. Spock

^He got into the car, the cabdriver said he recognized his girly from the back of her head...

< the T O P to the D O G and the P O T to the G O D

v is maxxin' and relaxin'

^ Werd.. works for me. Work is so damn boring
< Just burped and it tasted like Sprite and Twix... Mmmm
v Umm... yeah, what they say!

^ [insert comical response here]

< so its900, just got home from work, and forgot his sisters birthday

v got her a present for me

^ blew it.

< Has a present for your sister, right here...

v Knows I'm just kiddin'

^ ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i dunno

< wishes he had a time machine

v is gonna bump the florida to maryland road trip

^ "Baby turn around and let me see your sexy body go BUMP BUMP BUMP!"

< Had to search for the lyrics to that song.

v knew the words without looking them up

^ nope, had to look em up

< has a time machine but its broken and the part to fix it wont be invented for 40 years

V let me see that thong

^ ummm...no

< wants food real bad

v will make me something good to eat

^ it was getting cold so I ate it, sorry.

< Wishes it was 5 PM already

v still giggles at the word Box

^will finally donate to the peteyd foundation
< is still waiting on everyone else to donate
v will also contribute to the peteyd foundation

^ ha, only if you let me see that thong

< wishes I had a row of lemon drop shots right now

V buys me a drink next time they see me!

^ Gets two Lemon Drops when we meet

< Loves to order Lemon Drops cuz they're always different

v has the perfect recipe for one...

^^ is right but will have to wait at least a week before i share

<< 2days till i go to hawaii for a week.. trading rain and 50 degree weather for, rain and 80 degree weather...

VV likes to stand near the road when it rains with sign that sez "splash me"

^ Needs to get out of washington weather (come to florida)

< Used to live in washington

v Wishing they were in Florida!

^ howd you know

< thinks i know this chick from somewhere

v thinks im insane

^ yes i do. selling the box for a tc must be insane.

< new grille, new hood, muah ha ha ha! Next The WORLD

v is using me just for my box.

^ damn straight, wham bam thank you box

< new foglights, new battle bumper, heh heh watch out parkinglot door dingers I'm looking for you.

V loves Calvin and Hobbes

^ wises they never went away

< just got home from SD meet, and loved it,

v will buy superfa door locks

^ only has xB for 1 reason
< cant get cool lights has tC
v must be a redneck!

^ dead on

< is working on door locks for tC, and xA

v :loser:

^ is right

< debating going to bed because i dont want to get to monday yet...not ready!!

v thinking about why that one hair will NOT stay out of your eye

^ God damn cowlick, i knew it
< Ugh.. I need to get all this beer out of my gut
v Should get me some tums!

^ would love to share some of mine.
<Here's a tip kids, sushi from anywhere but a sushi bar is a bad idea
V knows that and forgot to tell me not to buy sushi from the supermarket.

^ sorry about that
< waiting on money for new springs
v will help me install them

^ you wish (knows nothing about springs)

< is at working wishing I was at home sleep

v is at home sleep

^ nope, playing Battlefield2 online PS2 style
< taking a break from sucking at Battlefield 2
V .50 cal sniper shell goes whizzing by ear

^ momma has been shootin at me for 3 years now

< had a beer on my desk all day, and no one said anything to me all day

v tell me thats not what i think it is, if it is, can i touch it?

^ Oh yeah, that's my ear wax collection.

<Has amazing girlfriend

V Is not bakla. HA HA.

^ Oh yeah, that's my ear wax collection.

<Has amazing girlfriend

V Is not bakla. HA HA.

^ double post....hahahahahahahahaha

< wishes that i owned some little gray thing that put more air into my motor

v still on for florida to maryland road trip in 2 weeks

^ Not exactly
< In Maryland
v Still on for the Florida to Maryland road trip?

^Pooty Tang Fan

<Wadata to the Bamies

V Is scratching their head.

^ why do i have blood running down my face

< really cant wait to get back out on the track and let another tc have it

v :bow: to me

^ ha! never

< wonders why...why why why why why she ran away, and I wonder what she will saaaayyy, my little run away, my run run run run run away.....

V gets down to the funky white boy beat.

^ Play that funky music white boy...
< just pulled a muscle groovin'
v Is a funky white boy

^ bow chicha bow woowowoowoooo

< dances to his own beat

V points at is amazed at my mad skills

^ knows that im pointing, and laughing at the same time

< :yawn:

v wanna have a sleep over

^ wants people to randomly sleep with them.....

< Loves to party not into the sleeping with a guy thing

v Loves to party up and have some fun

^ knows it

< was expecting a chick to post, thanks for stealing my fun

v wanna cookie

^ likes oreos in milk just like me

< kinda want sum oreos now, and cant believe this game is still going on!

V wont ever stop writing in this post untill the end of scion life= never!

^ knows it

< is really bored, and cant get a hold of my woman, i wonder why....

v i could use a muffin

^ why do you want me to make you one

< thinks its funny cause im a pastry chef

v hotty with a body that loves her men sweet

^knew it was unlikely

< tryen to have some fun

v interested

^ is never gonna get married or have fun w/ any one but his right and(sike jk)

< pretty bored myself, have the house to myself untill saturday!scion party!?

v is the 1st invited!

^ yes, yes, yes, im on my way

< is still tryin to call his woman

V knows where Lauren is, cuz i was supposed to meet her for dinner and she never showed up

^ Is a crazy guy with a panel van, and a butcher knife

< Makes kick booty snickerdoodles

v Is craving snickerdoodles now.

^ ha! never

< wonders why...why why why why why she ran away, and I wonder what she will saaaayyy, my little run away, my run run run run run away.....

V gets down to the funky white boy beat.
okay, its 'why she ran away, and I wonder WERE SHE WILL STAAAAYYYY, my little run away, my run run run run run away...' LOL

^ Party is a bust

< is getting married probubly to my gf at the time and have to have the girl meet the parents this weeekend

v party kid again

^ rock and roll all night and party everyday

< really wants to go party now

v is gonna organize the party

^ driven to CT for the party

< planen the party right now ( not payen for air flight tickets)

v doesn't have the money to come

^ thats why its at your house

< is preppin the box for the drive

v is goin to the party, and decides to stop in MD for a little bit too

^ Bringing a moon walk blow up thing

< Maken the food

v Buying the kegs

^ too much sugar in your diet

< buyin kegs of root beer

v someone over 17

^ but i thought i was bringing the bounce house

< finally found out where my GF was, car broke down on I4, just called me and told me AAA was on the way

v is the one bringing the kegs

^ gooing to drive the xB to pick up his girl

< going to have a cig and driven his xA to get the real Kegs of beer

v better get to the party soon

^ lunitick

< is the pastry chef and i guess im picken up your girl so get over to my house quick the kegs about to start pumpen

v Alex

^ going crazy screwed this whole thing up cause some how a post disapeared\

< :nope:

v Starting over

^ confused about my post that disapeared talking about a chef that is gonna pick up some girl

<yes it is alex...

v the giant pastry chadness chef

^ the idiot who screwed it up

< puttin on kevlar for protection from angry mob

v fetching their pitchfork

^ grabbing his cat and driving fast

< got his pitch fork and hick chase music driven right behind him

v has the tourchs to go with the pitch forks

^*dueling banjos*

< dreaming of dukes of hazzard

v catches the contagious stupidity being spread throughout this post

^ better watch it bouy, got the pick up and the moonshine and im headed your way

< actully just got back from picking up his woman who got a flat and bent a rim all to hell on her civic

v will contribute to the "Don's girlfriend Lauren needs a Scion" fund....

^ Sure but only if you contribute equally to Dustin's wife needs an xA fund

< has two cats named Bender and Leela, now needs a dog names Fry to complete the set.

V has a sexy picture of themselves they will post in thier response.

^ haha...the pic was of me in a see through thong(j/k)....I burned it

< wants a new job really bad

v will give me the job offer of my dreams

^ I need an EDI programmer and a programmer who knows Delphi but other than that, no openings right now.

< loves his job 4 days out of 5

V thinks only people with TCM xB's should be allowed to vote for president.

^ wholeheartedly agrees

< has 4 hours of work left (time to search for other jobs)

v is older than 20 and still plays with silly putty

^ is playing with silly putty as we speak

< wishes he had sum silly putty to play w/ since u guys didnt come to my sick a$$ scion party, still bored by the way!

v knows how to make time pass by fast when ur home alone bored...

^^ not allowed to post or the mods would get ____ed...j/j

<< coca-cola....mmmmmm

vv is confused at the randomness of my << post.

^ I could be confused more but it would hurt i think

< is still confused

V is confused by proxy

^^ is that a new scent in the Jlo line??? confused by proxy...you deserve it... AHHHHHhhhhh

<< restarted the ^^ << vv double arrows

vv has no life outside of scionlife

^^ got his << and vv mixed up

<< has donated a 740 beacon score for his womans xA

vv would love to have my credit

^^ darn tootin.

<< has a low 6 something

VV has no credit, no job and smells of elderberries

^^has excellent credit, thank you very much! Work for a very well known and respected newspaper company in Seattle, thank you again! What do elderberries smell like?

<< getting ready to revamp my myspace page

vv has some helpful tips on what I can do to my page to spice it up a notch

^ should post pics of Jessica Alba or Jennifer Love Hewitt all over the place on myspace.com?

< just got smoked by a Mach 1 about 20 mins ago! i knew i had no chance!

v thinks he can beat a Mach 1!

^ you bet, I can beat anything
< Is a little dillusional
v got smoked by an xA

^ damn aerodynamics

< fastest time is a 16.980

v has a big problem with something small, round, and lodged in their throat......someone perform the heimlic quick

^ aaargarhgaghrgahrgargar

< cough cough

V baahahahh;asuyaoaBSFHGSD;FGbAAAARRHGHGHG

^ you can thank me later

< goin to hang out with some scions

v creepy guy with a van that offers me candy

^ come on, just one piece...your mom won't know

< buys candy at Walmart

v favorite candy is lik m stik

^ hahahahahah I just snorted coke out my nose I was laughing so hard at the lik 'm' stik heee oooooh that kinda hurt

< is soooooooooooooooooooo bored on a friday

V routinely sprays them selves with cans of refried beans, wrapps themselves in foil from head to toe and runs down the street singing the human burrito song. V

^ you act like there is something wrong with that

< gonna rock and roll all night and party everyday

v wants to go for a ride in my womans NEW Polar White xA, but knows im the only one allowed in her egg (doesnt sound quite right)

^ no no, I hear its quite normal to talk about a womans egg......(snickers quietly)

< is booored on a monday

V Like to superglue their fingers together and talk about how gnomes did it while they were sleeping.

^ I hate those gnomes, they make it impossible to type

< Is trying to pull fingers apart as we speak

v Is too busy sniffing the glue to use it on fingers

^ was sniffing glue... but it wasnt dry yet... now my nostrills are glued shut

<< mouth is all dried up now :(

VV will offer me something to drink

^needs more than something to drink to cure what he has

<traded some games for MARVEL:NEMESIS, and LOVES it

v Likes to dance around naked swinging by the light fixtures.

^knows that i like to dance naked 'cause he was there with me
<Spends the majority of MONDAY sitting in the office browsing ScionLife
v Doesnt know anything about SCAA

^ got screen name from underwear inspection
< is a self doubting solipsist
v doesn't actually exist

^5 years older than Me
<not only do i exist, but SN is because my dalmatian has BROWN SPOTS...maybe i should start inspecting panties...um i mean underwear haha
v is actually doing something with there day NOT

^ How did you know? are you spying on me?

< thinking about buying a small pet today

v has 10 cats and a mule

^ yeah, had fun at the fair last week

< had a horrible day at work today

v really wants me to come over and hahng out with my friends Jack, Jim, and The Captin

^ is my new best friend and is on 'the list'
< has to go find a boat for his boss that his boss owns but forgot about for 16 months and now ist really sure where it is, but thinks its in Seattle, somewhere.... I'm not making this up.....

V Just fell out of a chair laughing in dis belief

^ goin boat hunting

< goin boat huntin with him, and bringing the big guns

v wanna go boat huntin

^^ picking self up from floor... i have a boat...motor needs replacing :P

<< thinking i should keep the alcohol lei's from hawaii to myself and wear them at work :P

VV wants to get lei'd by alcohol

^ I really dont, fly up here and find my bosses boat

< sigh

V thinks the word tungsten is funny

^ :bow:

< :rofl:

v :clap:

^ Thanks for the applause...

< Doesn't know why he's being applauded!

v Will explain the way things work to me...!?!?

^^ will explain things to him for a dollar

<< is hungry.... wheres the beef?

VV thinkin they want to go hunting the wild "tofu-do beast"

^ ummm....sure, whatever that means

< didn't get the small pet yesterday, but might get it today

v will give me some money for my pet

^ only if i can foldd it in half and put it in "your pets" g string

< really just grossed themself out

v :pray: please dont hurt me

^ is my new bestest friend, seriously.....

< willing to go to the highest bidder!

V thinks redneck is a very very cool person!

^ is now on 'The List'

< really thinks that Redneck is really cool

v agrees with me

^ wishes i could, but i am not sure about that one...

< Is the real cool Guy... "i like to Move it Move it"

v what will we do now skipper?

^ :doh: must be referring to someone

< New to the game, And I must be insane :crazy:

V doesn't think that my first reply is lame :tap: :come:

^nope, I think it is :D lol, j/p

<has a day off,and no one to spend it with :(

v lives in houston, and wants to hang out with me :D

^ My compnay has an office in Houston, maybe something will break and they will send me there. Maybe my bosses boat in in Houston.....

< Sugar Honey Iced Tea

V Also bought Madagascar yesterday and understands what WeeMan and I are refering too.

^ must have saw mw watch it on my new 8.4 monitorduring my lunch break

< is pleased with both his Madagascar DVD and his new monitor

v some lovely lady who wants to watch the DVD from "the back of the theatre" (my back seat)

^ dont want to be anywhere near the back of the theatre, its too dark back there

< is excited for new Superfa toys

V thinks just because the word Superfa is so much fun to say, they will now got to www.superfa.com and buy several kits for themselves and their friends.

^^ Oh Canada...our home and native land"...singing to myself

<< Doesn't understand superfa.com, they only sell door lock stuff

vv Will explain superfa's appeal to me

^confused about it
<has no clue
Vis still playing this game?

^ Nope..Stranger!
< Playing NFSMW :)
v Ehh.. how bout cha?

^ maybe tomorrw

< SuperFa does not only make door locks, there are more products that will be available for all models after the 14th of December

v :love:

^ :nope:
< is thinking he’s accident prone
v wants to bandage me up...

^ are you a hot chica?

< doubts it

V is very excited about more and universal Superfa.com stuff!

^ :clap:

< :bow:

v :blah:

^ :eyebrow:

< just got his bB badges. I got bB, I got bB, I got bB, I got bB, I got bB, I got bB,

v Is gonna say I got bB badges too

^ I do got bB, had them for a while and love the quizzical looks I get. People dont understand teh xB let alone a rebadged one they cant read.

< wishes he could visit Guam. It sounds nice.

V thinks Gnome Alaska would be more fun to visit.

^ sounds cold, don't like the cold

< born in the winter time and hates the fact that I can have an outdoorsey birthday

v birthday is in the summer and will swap with me one year.

^ typo, think u meant "can't have an outdorsey birthday". but no i have the best b-day!!! FEB 14-- VALENTINES DAY... wouldnt trade it 4 tha world!

< sweats his b-day

v u wish ur b-day was as cool as mine.hahaha

^ b-day is cooler than yours (thanks for the typo notification) I should edit it so your statement would be incorrect....lol

<Dec. 16th here....9 days before x-mas so I get tons of presents right around the same time, and they're are not combined!

v b-day is on some weird holiday in tokyo

^ theres a holiday on 12-14

< just found out about new holiday

v still has no idea what is going on

^ theres a holiday on 12-14

< just found out about new holiday

v still has no idea what is going on

^ double post...tee hee hee, 12-14? ur kool like me then

< Thinks Sagittarius' rock! Eventhough were stubborn as hell

v wish they could be a Sag. like me

^ heck no, likes being a two faced Gemini

< wants to go so he can go to dinner and then the MEET AND GREET tonight!

V has secret plans to engage in paintball warfare or a playful match of 'face punch' whatever strikes their fancy first.

^^wohooo paintball.... we need to do that again sooner than later

<< is going to the only place i'll eat tofu at

VV has a paintball marker rigged to shoot cars from hiddin grill location

^ just another excuse for me to use duct tape

< got "laid off" today because the marketing department where i was working is no more

v has a job for me

^ if you are a programmer, then yes.

< still needs a programmer for EDI processes

V want to help redneck too.

^ learnt he phrase "would you like fries with that"

< Has a good job scuba diving everyday

v thats right.... just like jessica alba

^ you look like Jessica Alba? whoa....

< definately does NOT look like Jessica Alba

V makes fun of the fact that no matter what I do, I look like a retard on line because I cannot spell for crap and type even worse.