^Gave a Margarita to a guy who "drinks like a man"?

< Has a shot of Don Julio

v Wishes they had one...

 

^ Me too
< I have some Henn Dawg and Red Bull
v Probally has a sock behind their drivers side seat, nicknamed "crusty"

 

^ actually, I have the Pets.com sock behind my drivers seat. He's hiding and we actually like to call him 'drunky'

< brass drunky, tha drunky monkey

V a hip hop, hip it to tha hip hop and dont stop to walk or I'll stir fry you in my wok with a pinch to the neck like Mr. Spock

 

^He got into the car, the cabdriver said he recognized his girly from the back of her head...

< the T O P to the D O G and the P O T to the G O D

v is maxxin' and relaxin'

 

^ Werd.. works for me. Work is so damn boring
< Just burped and it tasted like Sprite and Twix... Mmmm
v Umm... yeah, what they say!

 

^ [insert comical response here]

< so its900, just got home from work, and forgot his sisters birthday

v got her a present for me

 

^ blew it.

< Has a present for your sister, right here...

v Knows I'm just kiddin'

 

^ ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i dunno

< wishes he had a time machine

v is gonna bump the florida to maryland road trip

 

^ "Baby turn around and let me see your sexy body go BUMP BUMP BUMP!"

< Had to search for the lyrics to that song.

v knew the words without looking them up

 

^ nope, had to look em up

< has a time machine but its broken and the part to fix it wont be invented for 40 years

V let me see that thong

 

^ ummm...no

< wants food real bad

v will make me something good to eat

 

^ it was getting cold so I ate it, sorry.

< Wishes it was 5 PM already

v still giggles at the word Box

 

^will finally donate to the peteyd foundation
< is still waiting on everyone else to donate
v will also contribute to the peteyd foundation

 

^ ha, only if you let me see that thong

< wishes I had a row of lemon drop shots right now

V buys me a drink next time they see me!

 

^ Gets two Lemon Drops when we meet

< Loves to order Lemon Drops cuz they're always different

v has the perfect recipe for one...

 

^^ is right but will have to wait at least a week before i share

<< 2days till i go to hawaii for a week.. trading rain and 50 degree weather for, rain and 80 degree weather...

VV likes to stand near the road when it rains with sign that sez "splash me"

 

^ Needs to get out of washington weather (come to florida)

< Used to live in washington

v Wishing they were in Florida!

 

^ howd you know

< thinks i know this chick from somewhere

v thinks im insane

 

^ yes i do. selling the box for a tc must be insane.

< new grille, new hood, muah ha ha ha! Next The WORLD

v is using me just for my box.

 

^ damn straight, wham bam thank you box

< new foglights, new battle bumper, heh heh watch out parkinglot door dingers I'm looking for you.

V loves Calvin and Hobbes