^ that sucks

< can't find a job, either

v hungry

 

^ Seems redundant...
< Can't find good help nowadays!
v Will come to Boston, MA to work for my Security Company...

 

^ I would actually love to move back to the East. You pay for relocation?

< wouldnt mind Boston again

V misses Mr Phipps Pretzle Chips

 

^ nope, friend cam back from mass and brought some with him

< will move to Mass, to work for security companay

v who wants to play twister

 

^^ nah, too big to play twister

<< Is prone to get injure when atemping to play twister

vv Has no Idea why?

 

^ not flexible enough?

< is queen of twister

v I challenge YOU.

 

^ right foot green

< left hand yellow

V touchy feely after putting right foot on red

 

^ hey, watch your hand mister

< hey, its my birthday

v is gonna buy me new windsheild wipers because oh_canada still has mine cuz i went to HIN

 

^ Happy birthday, but you ain't gettin' new wipers.

< Wondering why oh_canada has redneckwithanxB's windsheild wipers, anyway.

v left foot blue

 

^right foot puce

< needs new wheels so bad he could cry

v Loves SirScion so much they will buy him wheels :D

 

^ Right Hand Blue
< Can't buy any one new wheels cause I just got my own winter wheels + tires...
v will keep the whole twister thing going, (actually has the spinner thing out right now!)

 

^ spins and lands on.... left foot/right hand on... line that diveds the two
<< really needs to get crackin on xmas (or for the PC ***** winter shopping)

VV some how finds a black line to put his foot and hand on

 

^ hand me a sharpie

< not to flexible for being a big guy

v left foot green

 

^ ha ha I dont know why I jsut felt like laughing

< does not have redneck windshield wipers anymore, sold them to kkawana for a dollar.

V left ear red

 

^^ wants refund.. i thought they were skates

<< cant skate worth crap... but the ice is really clean

VV will buy rednecks wippers for 50cents... oh and right nostril blue

 

^ typo? if zipper, I'm sold

< inverted personality

converted whole flocks of sheep to his willings..
oh! ..and his kids have hooves in brown.
v

 

^ naww, I've already got wipers

< sneezes on the board...eww.

V middle finger on green

 

^ but thats right where you just sneezed

< really suprised that we can play twister trough a forum

v is the only one not playing twister because they think the game is that of the DEVIL

 

^^ you are of the devil too!!

<< knows any game involving placing your hands on large circles will send you straight to hell!!

vv thinks I am being serious

 

^ come on, its just a game, one time cant kill you...

< only kidding

v know that im laughing a sick, twisted laugh