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Old Jun 13, 2007 | 06:07 PM
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"Daveology passes Christianity as world's #1 religion"
Recently elected President "Dave" kicks out all mexicans, legal or not, mandates marijuana use among women during menstration, and institutionalizes his new 3 strikes and your out rule for drivers(#1 old, #2 asian, #3 women).

When asked what else he has instore for the united states and the planet, dave replies "pet monkies, and no more rap".
I'm interested in this Daveology you talk about, can you please send me some literature?
I wrote/found all about it on some golden tablets, but sadly have lost/hid them.
Old Jun 13, 2007 | 06:14 PM
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probably dead. i've said if i'm not married withkids by 30 i'd kill myself

and by the way things have been going the past 5 years or so , and the way the future looks , i hold no hope
Old Jun 13, 2007 | 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by seattledave
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Originally Posted by seattledave
"Daveology passes Christianity as world's #1 religion"
Recently elected President "Dave" kicks out all mexicans, legal or not, mandates marijuana use among women during menstration, and institutionalizes his new 3 strikes and your out rule for drivers(#1 old, #2 asian, #3 women).

When asked what else he has instore for the united states and the planet, dave replies "pet monkies, and no more rap".
I'm interested in this Daveology you talk about, can you please send me some literature?
I wrote/found all about it on some golden tablets, but sadly have lost/hid them.
Crazy Mormons.
Old Jun 13, 2007 | 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by hotbox05
probably dead. i've said if i'm not married withkids by 30 i'd kill myself
that may make you want to kill yourself as well, may as well do it now if that's the only thing you're living for
Old Jun 13, 2007 | 06:55 PM
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LMAO... Cause the mormons are the only ones to claim to have a scripture written with divine intervention... Riiiiiggggghhhht...
Old Jun 13, 2007 | 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by hotbox05
probably dead. i've said if i'm not married withkids by 30 i'd kill myself
That's funny, that's exactly the opposite spectrum for me. If I got married and had kids I'd kill myself...
Old Jun 13, 2007 | 08:09 PM
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ic . ha ha

well i do want kids at some point , being single is leading to either being a man ***** or being celibate , and I don't want to be an old parent and old grandparent.

I don't wanna be one of the 50 something year old high school kids parent.
Old Jun 13, 2007 | 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by hotbox05
ic . ha ha

well i do want kids at some point , being single is leading to either being a man ***** or being celibate , and I don't want to be an old parent and old grandparent.

I don't wanna be one of the 50 something year old high school kids parent.
i love my kid, and i always wanted a kid myself. but you're probably just a dependant person, and want people to love & want you, as i am.

From experience i'll tell you, you should secretly get your tubes tied, and develop a taste for 18-20 years olds(that way they need you to buy them alcohol) with low self esteem. REAL relationships only last a year or 2 anyway.

O, remember, ugly people don't fall in love, they settle.
Old Jun 13, 2007 | 08:35 PM
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Originally Posted by citizen01
LMAO... Cause the mormons are the only ones to claim to have a scripture written with divine intervention... Riiiiiggggghhhht...
Dude, Mormons believe in crazy stuff almost on the level of Scientology.
Old Jun 13, 2007 | 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by krustytheclown
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LMAO... Cause the mormons are the only ones to claim to have a scripture written with divine intervention... Riiiiiggggghhhht...
Dude, Mormons believe in crazy stuff almost on the level of Scientology.
yeah, like covering the world in 6 miles of water for 40 days and making pigeons before dinosaurs...o wait, that's christianity, my bad.
Old Jun 13, 2007 | 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by seattledave
Originally Posted by hotbox05
ic . ha ha

well i do want kids at some point , being single is leading to either being a man ***** or being celibate , and I don't want to be an old parent and old grandparent.

I don't wanna be one of the 50 something year old high school kids parent.
i love my kid, and i always wanted a kid myself. but you're probably just a dependant person, and want people to love & want you, as i am.

From experience i'll tell you, you should secretly get your tubes tied, and develop a taste for 18-20 years olds(that way they need you to buy them alcohol) with low self esteem. REAL relationships only last a year or 2 anyway.

O, remember, ugly people don't fall in love, they settle.
ha ha . i'm cool off the youngins . it's amazing how much a 22 year old acts than an 18-20 year old , ha ha .
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