I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, you know, start out dead, get
it out of the way. You wake up in an old age home,
feeling better every day. You get kicked out for
being too healthy, go collect your pension, then,
when you start work, you get a gold watch on your
first day. You work 40 years until you're young
enough to enjoy your retirement. You enjoy life, you
party, and you get ready for High School. You go to
primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have
no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you
spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with
luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on
tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish
off as an orgasm.

 

This belongs in the philosophical thread...........

 

lmao nice...

 

I like that...

Cleva

 

off-topic in off-topic? now THAT's philosophical!

 

cool. wish i were just dead , lol. no need for all the cool stuff. lol

 

You seem a little down tonight--hope all is well hotbox05

 

don't worry. i'll be fine. unfortunately the worst pain always follows the best happiness.

 

that was......welll........amazing

i never even thought off that

 

- I want to die quietly and peacfully in my sleep, like my grandfather.
Not screaming and in fear like the passenger in his car!!

 

People always told me that I was going to kill myself on my motorcycle (I am not a bad driver, people just see motorcycles as dangerous). I always replied "At least I would die having fun."