So this is why after a party and I wake up the next morning, they freak me out. Almost thought they were someone different in my bed. The old switcha-roonie

 

 

Obviously...when I think of angels ..Claudia instantly pops in my mind!

 

Heh, when you go on a date - go swimming at some point. After she dives in, if you notice a fine layer of "stuff" on top of the water, tell her you've got an ear infection and need to go to the hospital. Then BAIL!!!!!!

 

That compliment was a subtle as a freight train hitting a kitten.

 

he is my friend he's just playing around ;)

 

Is the last chick the girl from Grandma's Boy!?

 

No clue :? I don't watch that kinda movie :D

etli - nice plan! put it in action and let us know lol

 

Any guy worth his salt has awakened to such horrors on a Saturday morning.
That's why we all end up getting married or ___.

 

Nothing new to me... The second and third girls were pretty to begin with though. We call those "keepers."

 

The only problem is... It's FREAKING COLD! I don't know of too many places with heated indoor pools that I can break into "casually".

One key to this plan is not to warn her ahead of time you're going swimming ( or a waterpark, or whatever). This keeps her from applying waterproof makeup proactively

 

may i suggest a gym facility! they have heated outdoor pools

 

For those who were saying, "Thank God for makeup"... I don't wear make up. Never have and don't really feel the need to. Don't like me for who I am, then forget you.. /: Besides, it's too time consuming.

 

I agree!!..I like the All Natural look....If a girl can pull of that!..Thats Golden!..

 

and that's why i love you A.