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Old Feb 16, 2007 | 03:38 PM
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I'm typically pretty easy going and let things slide. There are very few things that really make me angry.

I went out to my car from a restaurant and someone had keyed the hatch - right down to the metal, all the way from right to left. There were previous scratches that could be sort-of easily ignored, but not this one. It's a show stopper. As in, no going to shows for me without getting it fixed.

I don't know where some people get this idea that it's fun or cool or whatever goes through their feeble little minds when they do it. Since I moved to Minneapolis, there have been 9 key scratches on my car.

Let me tell you something.

If I EVER catch you keying my car, you are going to pay *dearly*. You have committed the single most disrespectful act against a man's car. Anonymous, painful as lemon in a papercut, and expensive as hell to repair for YOUR jealousy, or whatever *** **** you think you're showing me. I take care of my car and keep it nice because I'm working for it. I don't mind paying for maintenance when it needs it or upgrades because it's my hobby. I do NOT like to pay for someone to fix YOUR ATTEMPTS AT MODERN **** ART.

I'm sorry you feel slighted by life. Don't key my car. Ask for a ride if you are tired of walking.

Don't key my car. Don't key my car. Don't key my car. DO NOT key my car.

Got it?

Do not key my car. Do not TOUCH my car. Don't do it.

To the person on this board who has repeatedly keyed my car - I know it was you. I have every time I've seen you since. YOU ARE NO EXCEPTION. You had better believe that if I ever CATCH you doing it, you will pay for it. Believe me, you do NOT want to test me on this.

I will ******** the $2500 out of you to repaint my entire **** car for every ******** ***** ******** LIKE YOU, BEFORE I turn you over to the cops. No one will feel sorry for you, and no jury would convict me.

This is your warning.

Old Feb 16, 2007 | 06:05 PM
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wait... someone on this board?????
Old Feb 16, 2007 | 06:32 PM
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Agreed, you don't mess with a man's car. And that is pretty low if it is someone on the boards that is keying your car.
Old Feb 16, 2007 | 06:37 PM
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cost of my car being fixed after hood and door were keyed= $1500
value lost on trade in because of repaint = $500

I 100% agree with streeters post, in almost every aspect.
Old Feb 17, 2007 | 12:09 AM
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wtf?!?! i swear if someone did that to my car, their only warning would be their funeral
Old Feb 17, 2007 | 12:13 AM
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Just shoot them. I would look the other way.
Old Feb 17, 2007 | 12:35 AM
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Sucks, bro.
And yes, you mess with my family, house, car, you pay dearly.
I'm smart enough to not get caught too.
So, I will enjoy the end of someone's BS if that ever happens.

I hope you find the tool - that's effed up 100%
Old Feb 17, 2007 | 01:25 AM
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You shoulda called her after you slept with her

Soory bro, that sucks though. More info in pm or whatever, I'll keep it to myself.
Old Feb 17, 2007 | 02:49 AM
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U Can MESS w/ ME...Never ever a dude's Ride!...I lived in Des Moines, Iowa...there people Messed w/ people Cars instead of gett'in some Ballz and confronting you...I had 4 Car windows broken on my Old Honda when I lived there,,,

yea...I think I would Cry if that happend to my Hotnezz...
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