^^ yeah what he said

 

brown chicken brown cow!

 

How now brown cow

 

Brown cows make chocolate milk.

 

I ate a chocolate milk crayon at perkins last night, it did not taste as such

 

i love anchorman!

 

Im a very important person, I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany

 

If you don't chew big red, FCK YOU!

 

the maaann punted baxteerrr

 

Attention everyone, breaking news..................... CANNONBALL

 

where'd you get that shirt from.......the toilet store?

 

mmmmmmm. I love scotch, scotchy scotch scotch

 

Its soooo hot, milk was a bad choice.


In other news i almost punched the woman at USPS but decided to tell her there was a reason why she worked in the post office and was going no where with her life instead...it felt great : )

 

When she snaps, youll be the first one to go

 

I love lamp.

I agree, degrading people is probably the best way to get back at them if they p i s s you off

 

yes it is, i feel so much better.

 

LOL its cuz we are such assssess

 

I love the tag for this thread... fail, and mark. WHOS MARK?! WHY AM I NOT IN THE TAGS BUT MARK IS!

btw yesterday i had some actual tequila imported from mexico, delish and smelled like flowers. <3 love me some tequila

 

Tequila=barf to me. I have no f___ing clue who Mark is.


I don't even know how to add a tag to a thread.

 

lol im pretty sure its tag lines in the title... Fail, Inc and Mark it... but im only assuming.

tequila and I are one. I can sip the sht all night.