Thats whats wrong with America, its not a black white thing, its a tequila thing, there are people that can drink it and people who can never hear that world again

 

i just went to a tequila bar not too long ago.... and speaking of bars and fail. The girl broke up with me 2 weeks ago and came to my bar hangout with her dweeb ___ boyfriend. I was gonna pop him in the face but didnt. Maybe I should have

 

you should have given him some tequila....with a side of semen...

 

I wouldve bought him and her a few rounds of shots, let them kick it for a bit then when he was fcked up i'd throw about 5 zannies in a shot and let him down it.

Then get some "closure" with his girl.

 

desert eagle always works too.

 

Yes, I found the video...

http://comedians.comedycentral.com/s...grew---tequila

 

no....go chill out at his house...and drop the deuce in his bathroom....IN THE BACK TANK. lol

 

upper deck for the win!

i did it twice to my roommate and he still has no clue it was me haha

 

hahahahah

I dont have any awesome revenge stories

 

Thats cause you fail.

I have revenge stories a plenty, you got to have fun at the sausagefest we call work somehow. Nohomo

 

well... I had many opportunities to act on a previous roommate, but I guess Im just not that guy

 

hehe i am : )

 

man....i am the revenge master....you may call me yoda

 

oh i think i got the upper hand on this situation. My sister came up with the nickname skank tank for her.

 

fail....

 

I love the artwork...If you were local I would have you come do the hood of my Navigator, since I no longer have my tC since it was totaled on the freeway when someone cut me off, then it was considered my fault for "Improper evasive manuevers" and I recieved a year and a half probation and some jail time for it...

 

Im so stealing that phrase

 

My sister is queen for coming up with horrible names like that for my ex's.

 

Thanks!
Mail it to me. :D

 

Neegro...How am I gonna mail you my whole hood, do you know how much that would cost, and then Imma have to ride around with no hood...I mean yeah, that would be epic fail, but that ain't happening...Why don't you just fly to Houston?