That's a good question, and here is the answer...


Jaleel White
Writer, Actor, Producer

Jaleel White began acting at the age of 3 and garnered national fame portraying America's favorite nerd, Steve Urkel, on ABC's long running sitcom "Family Matters" ('89 -'9 Behind the scenes, Jaleel wrote several episodes of "Family Matters." He would later serve as star and producer of the UPN sitcom, "GrownUps." More recently, Jaleel could be spotted making a cameo appearance as himself in Univeral Pictures' "Big Fat Liar." Having graduated from UCLA Film School in 2001, Jaleel currently works as a professional writer. But the self-effacing actor insists he's just a regular guy who simply can't get enough NBA hoops.

 

"So I heard big muscular guys who drive Harleys are compensating for something..... "

"Why no I haven't met my maker yet..."

 

why yes, that IS a knife in my pocket.

phew, my stomach was bad... there, just a quick flush and back to dinner with the in-laws.... ahhh, that's not right.... uh-oh, why isn't it stopping... oh boy, we got trouble..... someone please strike me down now....

well, the cruise ship offers a chance to feed the dolphins, but that seems pretty high.... but I do see a discount excursion... feed the jellyfish... that sounds kinda neat... grab the camera kids

 

wow scibox... I did not know that... Sorry, I didn't know you guy were friends.



Thanks for his bio.

 

(scenes from Spring Break)
oh look!! she's like the hottest ba... oh man, look over at her... she's totally awes.... what? see her? that's incredible.... I think i'm in lo... oh there goes another...

hey--- we need more beer.... dude, there's some tv cameras....watch this... "Hi Mom!!!"

don't worry honey, this spring break thing can't be that busy.... we'll have plenty of privacy on the beach.... just you and me... ( and 500k kids... )

 

dude, that bio was awesome, so are the both of you........you know.......

(i am just kidding by the way)

bet you wont poke it with a stick

hang on, doorbell

 

As far as the bio goes, I found it on the net. I don't know the guy. I also wondered what ever happened to the guy. Sorry, I don't swing that way either. No offense taken. Back to the last words....

"not the teeth, not the teeth..."
(Dr. Detroit )

 

sure your not

 

Does anyone onboard know how to fly a plane?

 

well thats never happened before

keep trying!

i think you have to go faster

 

"this thread is locked"
(from The Mods!)

 

Those are the ultimate last words!

"And now what?"

"Prove it."

"Amen"

 

For a second I actually thought that they locked the thread

 

I hat when it double posts

 

Didn't mean to scare anyone!

 

its just the closet door, open it

here fluffy, come here fluffy, hey, whats that foam around your mouth

bet ya run up and jump on its back

 

"Kick his @$$ Seabass!"
(Dumb and Dumber)

 

Yes, I assure you that playing with tazzers in the swimming pool is perfectly safe

 

"Ok, the blue wire right? Oh, wait nevermind the tic-"

 

you know, this PONG thing is a bit interesting; but i just don't see any future in these "video games"....