Did I miss something?

 

this is gonna hurt me more than you.

this won't hurt at all.

I promise...

 

One day you'll thank me for this!

 

this is for your own good...

You guys ever notice we have become our parents?

 

Any last words?

 

"Hold on to your Panties!"

"Sit tight it's going to be a bumpy ride!"

"GERONIMO!"

"Give me back my stick..."

"Are you sure you're parents are out of town?"

 

"Remember when I promised to kill you last? I lied...."
(Commando)

 

"Hello, is Jenna there....I..I mean Rachel......Hello? (*click*)

 

I bet I can beat that train accross the tracks!

I think I ran out of gas, I'll check the tank to make sure. Have a match handy on you?

It's all pink on the inside......

Hey, *insert extreeme sport here* is just like anything else, third time's a charm!



Here's a situation that needs a back story, but it goes with the idea of this thread.

Me: I'll take the chorizo breakfast taco
Cashier: Huh?
Me: Chorizo?
Cashier: Oh, yeah!
My friend: Your going to die......
Me: nah


I was deathly ill for two weeks after that meal, one of the worst descisions of my life.

 

"Yoooo, Joe"
(G.I. Joe)

 

I'll swallow your soul, I'll swallow your soul.....swallow this!

good...bad... im the guy with the gun,

first you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me.....blow!
-ash-

 

"WHY... CAN'T.... I... KILL.... YOOOOUUUU!?!"

"Now you're reallry ____ing me off!"

"You Ugly... Son of a...."

 

"el kabong....."

 

Wow, your sister is hot!

 

"thunder, thunder, thundercats, hoooooo...."

 

"I wan't you to draw me wearing this... wearing only this..."

"Oh! Jack! Oh!"

 

"Decepticons...attack!!!"

 

since i skatebard and me and my friends are always falling this one gets thrown around alot

"stop laughing i think i broke something"

 

"wanna see something really scary..."

 

"I'm too good for this joint."
Movie: Bolero, 1934