a few good jokes maybe
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a few good jokes maybe
An Indiana farm wife called the local phone company to report her
telephone
failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions
when
it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this
psychic
dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test
set,
and dialed the subscriber's house.
The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the
telephone
began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman
found:
1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel
chain
and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number
was
called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then
urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to
ring... which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by
____ing and
moaning.
telephone
failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions
when
it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this
psychic
dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test
set,
and dialed the subscriber's house.
The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the
telephone
began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman
found:
1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel
chain
and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number
was
called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then
urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to
ring... which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by
____ing and
moaning.
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Test your eyes
ALZHEIMERS' EYE TEST
Count every " F" in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
(SEE BELOW)
HOW MANY ?
...................... 3?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process "OF".
Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
Three is normal, four is quite rare.
Send this to your friends.
It will drive them crazy.! And keep them occupied
for several minutes
Count every " F" in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
(SEE BELOW)
HOW MANY ?
...................... 3?
WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process "OF".
Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
Three is normal, four is quite rare.
Send this to your friends.
It will drive them crazy.! And keep them occupied
for several minutes
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From: Dallas/Fort Worth
HAH! i know all the basics crap about how the brain reads from college and I saw that last one before, I got 4 (by accident really) the first time I went through it. thats a great one to get people annoyed. i loves it.
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