I just read this story at CNN.Com and thought it was pretty damn funny. thought some of you might get a kick out of it too.

"LONDON, England -- A computer programmer found out his girlfriend was having an affair when his pet parrot kept repeating her lover's name, British media reported Tuesday.

The African grey parrot kept squawking "I love you, Gary" as his owner, Chris Taylor, sat with girlfriend Suzy Collins on the sofa of their shared flat in Leeds, northern England.

But when Taylor saw Collins's embarrassed reaction, he realized she had been having an affair -- meeting her lover in the flat whilst Ziggy looked on, the UK's Press Association reported.

Ziggy even mimicked Collins's voice each time she answered her telephone, calling out "Hiya Gary," according to newspaper reports.

Call-center worker Collins, 25, admitted the four-month affair with a colleague called Gary to her boyfriend and left the flat she had shared with Taylor, 30, for a year.

Taylor said he had also been forced to part with Ziggy after the bird continued to call out Gary's name and refused to stop squawking the phrases in his ex-girlfriend's voice, media reports said.

"I wasn't sorry to see the back of Suzy after what she did, but it really broke my heart to let Ziggy go," he said.

"I love him to bits and I really miss having him around, but it was torture hearing him repeat that name over and over again.

"I still can't believe he's gone. I know I'll get over Suzy, but I don't think I'll ever get over Ziggy."

 

haha that was funny.... whats even funnier is he loved the bird more than his girl before they even broke up.. Haha Im gonna get me a parrot lol...

 

LOL, that is hillarious.

 

parrots live around 30 years

 

Thats it, im getting one of those African Grey parrots and leaving seinfeld re-runs on all day while I'm at work.

"That's a shame"
"Hey Buddy"
"Newman!"
"Serenity now!"
"Get OUT!"
"Heeelllooooooo!"
"Yadda, yadda, yadda..."